Can you tell me?

[NRC]

Could you possibly tell my just exactly why Chuck Norris is so cool?

 

[Alice]

OK I will tell my why Chuck Norris is so cool when I see 'em.

 

[NRC]

What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?!

 

[Alice]

I call it Hades. "OK I will tell my why Chuck Norris is so cool when I see 'em" means exactly what it says.

 

[NRC]

And it says what, exactly?

 

[Alice]

Precisely. I've heard that before.

 

[NRC]

A sphincter says what?

 

[Alice]

Are you telling the truth about a sphincter says what?

 

[NRC]

Actually, I've never listened to a sphincter before. have you?

 

[Alice]

Yes I have.

 

[NRC]

What did it say?

 

[Alice]

I can ask someone about it.

 

[NRC]

But I thought you heard it. Was I wrong, or were you just giving me the business?

 

[Alice]

Is this a "yes or no" question?

 

[NRC]

Not really....I was just hoping you could tell me what a sphincter actually says.

 

[Alice]

I loooooove could tell me what a sphincter says. It's possible.

 

[NRC]

Do you like it when a guy plays with your sphincter, Alice? Are you a kinky little devil?

 

[Alice]

Yes but of course I have never known another existence.

 

[NRC]

So are you a high-class freak, or a garden variety ho?

 

[Alice]

Groovy. Am I a high-class freak or a garden variety ho? Sometimes.