*Car language*
A daughter asked her dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand..
He said that, I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I will give him such a service that his motor will seize and his ball bearings will fall off."!!!