Can sex ever be boring?

Zorak said:
Not if your doing it with a bear trap or toaster. :thumbup
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No, becau se if you're doing the nasty with either of those instruments, you are either:
a) a sick twisted bastard
or
b) way past not knowing shit from shinola - slot on toaster does NOT equal axe wound

In either case, you don't deserve your cock, so if you fry your dick or lop it off in a bear trap, then great, you're getting out what you deserve...:thumbup
 
groundpounder said:
No, becau se if you're doing the nasty with either of those instruments, you are either:
a) a sick twisted bastard
or
b) way past not knowing shit from shinola - slot on toaster does NOT equal axe wound

In either case, you don't deserve your cock, so if you fry your dick or lop it off in a bear trap, then great, you're getting out what you deserve...:thumbup
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You forgot

c) You're really really drunk, works for me!:D
 
so if yer pissed up and doing the toaster, you deserve to have your dick fried up like a chicken tit.

I stand by my assessment. IF the sex you're having is boring, it's because you're not putting out any effort. If your toenails are curling whilst in the cold hard grasp of a steel trap, then you're not bored and you're getting out of it what you put in.

Conversely, if you're giving the old lady the high hard one doggy style and yawning and checking your watch, it's YOU that ain't doing something right, not her...
 
It can be boring for a guy sometimes too! You would be surprised!

I've 'faked it' a few times. Sad I know :(

Does your tokenz count go up if people comment on your thread then? Not sure exaclty how they work.

If some coupld quickly explain that would be great.
 
BadBoy@TheWheel said:
so if yer pissed up and doing the toaster, you deserve to have your dick fried up like a chicken tit.

I stand by my assessment. IF the sex you're having is boring, it's because you're not putting out any effort. If your toenails are curling whilst in the cold hard grasp of a steel trap, then you're not bored and you're getting out of it what you put in.

Conversely, if you're giving the old lady the high hard one doggy style and yawning and checking your watch, it's YOU that ain't doing something right, not her...
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since this thread was resurrected by some of our noob members, I think we should all reflect on the epicness of this quote and discuss in like kind.....
 
i had boring sex with an x-g/f. she just laid there. all the time. and she sucked. Not literally. And she sucked at sucking. She gave me road head one time and she wasn't working it good enough. after about 20 minutes, I said "fuck it. i give up. i'll just jack off when i get back to the barracks." :24:
 
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