Shankerson
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Yeah but,Dude, this site isn't as nazi regimed as CFB...
I'd rather have the mental picture of a carton of milk then some dudes humping each other.
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I'd rather have the mental picture of a carton of milk then some dudes humping each other.
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freakofnature
Vampire
*slaps your cheek with a frozen Salmon... hard*
I don't even want to know what your mind pictures
Shankerson
Active Member
Yeah..very much:withstupid:
Better?
As stated earlier, I have no vagina.
sometimes it makes me sad...err...meaning I don't have a girlfriend, not that I don't literally have a vagina.
oooook ...anyways.
did I tell you my cat gets mad when I pet him while he cleans his fur? yeah
he shoots me dirty looks and bites me.
Shankerson
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No not salmon, I can't stand seafood.*slaps your cheek with a frozen Salmon... hard*
I don't even want to know what your mind pictures
And no, no you don't want to know what I picture in my mind...sometimes it even scares me.
freakofnature
Vampire
WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE CALGARY FLAMES????? :willy_nilly::willy_nilly::willy_nilly:
Shankerson
Active Member
The offence is skating like they have vaginas?
I have a cat as well, he always bites me when he doesn't have food
fine, how about if I use a willow stick?
I bet my dreams that I had would scare you a lot more than what your mind does :ninja
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Shankerson
Active Member
Oh yeah, we just totally owned up this thread with some serious hijacking
Shankerson
Active Member
Yeah, well don't starve your cat and he won't try to eat you.I have a cat as well, he always bites me when he doesn't have food
fine, how about if I use a willow stick?
I bet my dreams that I had would scare you a lot more than what your mind does :ninja
:24:
A willow stick is just fine, it's what I'm used to really.
and...probably.
freakofnature
Vampire
And ya know what? No one cares here! Hijack away!
I'm out! Ta ta suckers!
I'm out! Ta ta suckers!
Shankerson
Active Member
G'nite :emo_love031:bates:And ya know what? No one cares here! Hijack away!
I'm out! Ta ta suckers!
My friend who likes to call me a homo!
And ya know what? No one cares here! Hijack away!
I'm out! Ta ta suckers!
Goodnight Serena!!!
Shankerson
Active Member
A:Not the right kind of pussy damn it!How about if you have my cat instead? More pussy for you
So you like it... rough
and
B:not really, but if it makes you happy.
A:Not the right kind of pussy damn it!
and
B:not really, but if it makes you happy.
Pffft... well I'm not going there, I have bad luck with you Calgarian men
Shankerson
Active Member
You've just been with the wrong men.Pffft... well I'm not going there, I have bad luck with you Calgarian men
I'm a true Calgarian, born and raised ALSO, I'm half native, ALSO, half English.
I'm a rare breed
Shankerson
Active Member
WOOHOOOO!
Langkow!
Scores!
Langkow!
Scores!
You've just been with the wrong men.
I'm a true Calgarian, born and raised ALSO, I'm half native, ALSO, half English.
I'm a rare breed
Langkow scores... Serena must be bad luck then, lol's...
Mmmmhmmmm... sure, heard that line before with the wrong men bit.
I'm a rare breed like you then I'm half Cree and half english, so much for being a rare breed now eh?
Shankerson
Active Member
But you're not a Calgarian, nor are you a guy, nor do you have two bathrooms in your apartment, that's right I said TWo bathrooms...ok ok two and a half bathrooms...HA!Langkow scores... Serena must be bad luck then, lol's...
Mmmmhmmmm... sure, heard that line before with the wrong men bit.
I'm a rare breed like you then I'm half Cree and half english, so much for being a rare breed now eh?
I'm half Tsuu T'ina.
I'm sure you've heard of us. If you haven't you should
We rule.
and seriously half English, like my grandma was fresh off the boat English.
Umm...Seriously though, I'm not like most Calgary men...seriously.
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