Husbands usually know better than to criticize a wife's cooking. But they sometimes slip. Think of the couple asleep late one night, when the wife hears a noise downstairs.
"Wake up," whispers the woman, nudging her husband. "I can hear burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the pot roast I made tonight."
"What do we care," says her husband. "As long as they don't die in the house."
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