Bruce Lee Vs Mike Tyson

Bruce Lee Vs Mike Tyson

  • Bruce Lee

    Votes: 16 84.2%
  • Mike Tyson

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • I could care less

    Votes: 2 10.5%

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NightWarrior

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We're talking about 2 different styles of fighting here. Bruce Lee would have kicked his ass with all his tools, however, if Mike was lucky enough (not hardly) to be able to catch Bruce with a square power punch, it would be lights out for the martial artist.
 

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Yeah bruce would probably win, But lets not forget the Chuck Norris. Firstly his cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys. haha i love Chuck jokes. Im gonna start a thread for Chuck Norris jokes.
 

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haha, well when i think of the best ass kickers of all time i think of Chuck Norris. Hes pretty bad ass. ill list a few reasons haha

1.Chuck Norris Doesn't sleep he waits.

2.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

3.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

and finally The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
its plain and simple, he pissed excellence.
 

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Bruce will knock the shit out of Mike by the time Mike figures out what happened Bruce will be pissing on Mike to wake him up (golden shower)
 

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My Vote is for Bruce lee, although Mike Tyson may be a harder fighter, Bruce lee would use the whole wit thing and slying smash his component lol
 
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