Border Patrol?

[Dodge_Sniper]

They're talking about putting fences up and getting more patrol officers up. Uhm...aren't there already fences?

What we need is a flaming river of gasoline. See, it could be a border, AND a national monument. Just let the border-hoppers get half way across, then light it up!

People would come from miles to see the 8th wonder of the world: The Flaming River of Gas!

 

[sexy.time]

haha, its still pretty easy to sneak in apparently.

you reminded me of a joke.
Why dont mexicans have an olympic team?
cuz all the ones that are good at running jumping and swimming are already in the US.

 

[sundvlfn88]

Great idea!!

 

[All Else Failed]

My freind has applied to be a border patrol agent in AZ. He's crazy to want to be in that much heat all day.

 

[CRZY72004]

but it's dry heat

 

[All Else Failed]

Its still 100+ degrees, man.

 

[CRZY72004]

I live here so I know that

 

[All Else Failed]

I prefer the cold to heat any day. I can't wait till its 20 degrees here once again.

 

[CRZY72004]

where are you again even though you never told me in the first place

 

[All Else Failed]

Upstate NY.

 

[GraceAbounds]

They're talking about putting fences up and getting more patrol officers up. Uhm...aren't there already fences?

What we need is a flaming river of gasoline. See, it could be a border, AND a national monument. Just let the border-hoppers get half way across, then light it up!

People would come from miles to see the 8th wonder of the world: The Flaming River of Gas!

That is horrible, but hilarious.

Our borders are a sieve.

 

[All Else Failed]

Can we blame them for wanting to come here though? Nope.

 

[GraceAbounds]

Can we blame them for wanting to come here though? Nope.

I don't blame them for wanting to come here.

I just wish they would do so legally so that they'd be documented.

 

[All Else Failed]

I don't blame them for wanting to come here.

I just wish they would do so legally so that they'd be documented.

Its pretty hard for impoverished Mexicans to apply for legal residence.

 

[GraceAbounds]

Emotionally I understand, but realistically we have laws in this country for a reason.

 

[elluko]

Who would pay for all of that gasoline?

 

[All Else Failed]

Emotionally I understand, but realistically we have laws in this country for a reason.

I understand this, just saying.

 

[GuesSAngel]

there is no way that they can get a fence to line the entire united states...there's just no way.

And i say shoot em'

 

[Jersey]

Who would pay for all of that gasoline?

:withstupid:

 

[Suzie]

And i say shoot em'

ditto on that