Books You Think Shouldn't Exist

[Panacea]

Is Dan Brown the one who wrote The Da Vinci Code?

Cos that book was utter shit too. The world's worst cryptologist and stupidest symbol expert unite to take fucking ages to solve a simple problem that the reader solved 5 chapters ago.

The only problems I couldn't get before the main characters were the anagrams and the numerical formulas but that's because I'm crap at spelling and I'd never heard of the numerical formulas before. Everything else was so obvious and you could see the plot 'twists' coming a mile away.

Yep, that's him! LOL :24:

 

[Peter Parka]

This one should definately go in room 101.

 

[Panacea]

I think the cover pretty much gives away the entire book. Vapid whore, is the answer to the title quandry.

 

[Abcinthia]

I think the cover pretty much gives away the entire book. Vapid whore, is the answer to the title quandry.

Jordan has also "written" many fiction books.

Well... She paid a ghost writer tons of money to write them for her whilst she gets all the credit.

 

[Panacea]

At least the ghost writers get kickback for the final product, her poor surgeons get a one time payment despite being responsible for her entire career

 

[Abcinthia]

Actually seeing Jordan's Autobiography I want to also say, I hate all those autobiographies from people who are young (like under 20 years old) and their only achievement in life is going on some crummy television show or cos they fucked a footballer. Then every single year for the rest of their life they release another autobiography.

Why not wait and just make one autobiography? Or wait until they actually do something noteworthy?

 

[Niamh]

Actually seeing Jordan's Autobiography I want to also say, I hate all those autobiographies from people who are young (like under 20 years old) and their only achievement in life is going on some crummy television show or cos they fucked a footballer. Then every single year for the rest of their life they release another autobiography.

Why not wait and just make one autobiography? Or wait until they actually do something noteworthy?

apparently they're more "diaries" than autobiographies:24: who actually buys her shit is what i want to know, they need a good slapping!

 

[Panacea]

True, especially those with their entire life laid out in the media every day...collect a month's worth of rag magazines and you have that damn autobiography...the point of one is to give people information they might not have known, all of these reality show people have no mysteries to unfold in text. Annoying.

 

[Abcinthia]

apparently they're more "diaries" than autobiographies:24: who actually buys her shit is what i want to know, they need a good slapping!

It's just the same thing in every single one. You could get her old one and change Peter Andres name to that boxing guy's (Alex something) name and you wouldn't know the difference.

 

[Zorak]

I've never been a big fan of biographies, for most people.

However, if you are a person of interest who has been in the public spot-light, and are approaching the later years of your life, I don't mind so much.

Ghost-writers are a different matter, I would preach that if your unable to write your own biography, it shouldn't perhaps be written.

 

[Peter Parka]

Apparently Katie Price always reckons her men are amazing in bed but as soon as she dumps them, she suddenly says she was lying all the way along and actually they were shit in bed.

 

[JoeCool10]

Why the Caged Bird Sings.

 

[freakofnature]

Is Dan Brown the one who wrote The Da Vinci Code?

Cos that book was utter shit too. The world's worst cryptologist and stupidest symbol expert unite to take fucking ages to solve a simple problem that the reader solved 5 chapters ago.

The only problems I couldn't get before the main characters were the anagrams and the numerical formulas but that's because I'm crap at spelling and I'd never heard of the numerical formulas before. Everything else was so obvious and you could see the plot 'twists' coming a mile away.

LOL, now I feel stupid because I didn't think the problem was simple. I really liked The Da Vinci Code, as well as Dan Brown's other novels.

 

[Peter Parka]

The Da Vinci Code wouldn't be so bad if there wern't so many stupid people around who seem to not realise it's a work of fiction.

 

[Zorak]

The Da Vinci Code wouldn't be so bad if there wern't so many stupid people around who seem to not realise it's a work of fiction.

To be fair - the first lines of the book go along the lines of: "Everything written here is true and complete fact"

 

[darkcgi]

autobiographys on people didnt really do anything worth learning from
id rather read an autobiobgraphy on marilyn manson then some shmoe who did nothing

 

[darkcgi]

by the way the de vinci code was a mockery a smack in the face to de vinci

you want to read something good read de vinci's notes
it will make you think since de vinci's time why has man gotten so stupid