Books That Require the Shortest Time to Read

[mhding59]

For those who don’t have too much time to spend on reading, here are the upcoming best-sellers that you should look out for and they require only a fraction of the time to get through! Coming to a bookstore near you.
FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac
HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda
MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno
MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore
AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
DETROIT: a Travel Guide
A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian
ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
And the world’s Number One Thinnest Book
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

"Deep Thoughts"

G.W. Bush

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

"Proper Gun Safety"

Dick Cheney

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

"Memories"

Ronald Reagan

I know he's dead and I shouldn't pick on him....but he was mindless and you all know it

 

[Peter Parka]

Totally Frank by Frank Lampard. Such a pile of self indulgant over the top wank, even the reviewer from the Sun chucked up after a few pages and slated it. Good bonfire material. Here is the most honest version of the book.

 

[nursey1972]

he has beautiful eyes!! (didn't make it past that... totally an eye girl)

 

[Panic]

Totally Frank by Frank Lampard. Such a pile of self indulgant over the top wank, even the reviewer from the Sun chucked up after a few pages and slated it. Good bonfire material. Here is the most honest version of the book.

Great review!:clap