The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy
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> coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his
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> boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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> As he is locking him up, he asks, “Why in the world are you walking around like this?”
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> The Cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road
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> and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her.
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> So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt,
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> So I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.
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> So I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts.
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> So I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
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> Now go to town cowboy!”
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> “And here I am.” :ninja
>
> coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his
>
> boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
>
> As he is locking him up, he asks, “Why in the world are you walking around like this?”
>
>
>
> The Cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road
>
> and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her.
>
> So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt,
>
> So I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.
>
>
> So I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts.
>
>
> So I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
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> Now go to town cowboy!”
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>
> “And here I am.” :ninja
