Bitch is about to go to work

[The Man]

Bitch doesn't complain and has been doing her duties for years.

 

[porterjack]

now theres reliability

 

[Patch]

No Arguments

 

[Aries]

My dishwasher's names is Bastard.

 

[darkcgi]

mine is POS

 

[The Man]

Bitch got er done.

 

[Joe the meek]

Must be interesting making love to your bitch.

 

[The Man]

Me and this particular bitch do not have a sexual relationship Joe.

 

[porterjack]

not even a quick rub

 

[Joe the meek]

Me and this particular bitch do not have a sexual relationship Joe.

Not even after a 12 pack?

You mean to tell me the blender doesn't get jealous?

 

[NuckingFuts]

Thats a good bitch.

 

[boombala]

I cuss my electric can opener and then the toaster goes on strike