5 drunk guys + 1 tent = bad idea
Never pick up a chainsaw carrying hitchhiker wearing a hockey mask.
But anything else related to hockey is definitely worth picking up. :ninjaNever pick up a chainsaw carrying hitchhiker wearing a hockey mask
That one seems worth remembering all right.....busy writing it down now
The key to making a man happy is to keep his stomach full and his balls empty.
A lady at a kiosk in the mall heard me say I was getting married and offered me that gem of advice.
Yes ma'am! Older foreign woman who struggled with her English.
As a side note, my future step-mom- and grandmother-in-law took me with some of Matt's aunts to Spencer's and I had a lollipop shaped like... well, yeah. And that lady loved it! She said when she went on break she was going to get one. Strangest person I've ever interacted with.
it is impossiable to please everyone so stop trying and please yourself
Which is the most important and biggest lesson you learn so far in your life?
G!
The key to making a man happy is to keep his stomach full and his balls empty.
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