Big dick jokes (sort of vulgar)

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Breath

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I heard one that's maybe kind of good...

[ guy talking ] My dick is so big that I can swallow an acorn, and out cums an oak tree. [ /guy talking ]
 

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Along the lines of Breaths comment.

"My dick is so big when I squat in the forest to shit......It searches for acorns."

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"It looks like an arm holding an apple"
 

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he he....just found this and thought of a joke

A bloke meets a girl and after a few dates their thinking about ...ya know....DOIN IT

She says....darlin...I have a confession.....my boobs are really small...

He says....Its OK..I only have a baby dick.....

So...they go to his place and because shes shy they strip in seperate rooms

He walks into the bedroom, she takes one look at his dick and faints.....

When she finally comes to, he asks what the problem is...

"You said you had a baby dick...""

He says.."I do...its 9lb 3 oz and 20 inches long"
 
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