Diggin Deep
Active Member
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'.. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such
a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust'
cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle
Grow'!!!!!
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'.. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such
a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust'
cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle
Grow'!!!!!
loved it, hey i got an idea about starting a joke topic? yeah i know jokes are evreywhere on google, but let's entertain with them here don't you think?
