hahaha Here are a few funny ones that almost made the cut
Someone told me to go fly a keight.... I looked at them and wondered what they meant.... Then I thought of you and smiled. I'd fly a keight any day .....now!
I wonder can you ever spread yourself around too much.. while repping?
I will use my super strong buttocks to crack some pecans open, and I will take them and make a Pecan Pie for you....which you wont eat....cuz ya know...those pecans were in my ass...but hey its the thought that counts...
glad im not a man since you like to make them cry and cut off body parts with knives...also hope i never piss ya off and if you ever need a side kick im here for ya
You DO make grown men cry lol
Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it
WHen I grow up I wanna be just like u..cept younger and with bigger boobs
There's a riot in my pants. Wanna cum? :ninja
I spread my rep all over the place just for you - because you're special to me. Wait! Dammit, the rep was suppose to make you laugh and I was being serious. Or ARE you laughing?