best PMT question ever

[loumac]

I most definately did not swear

Q:
How
many women with PMT does
it take to change a light
bulb?





Woman's
Answer:




One!
ONLY
ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in
this f***n house knows HOW to change a f***n light
bulb! They
don't
even know that the f***n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark
for THREE f***n DAYS before they figured it
out.
And,
once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned
light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past
17 YEARS! But
if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the
f***n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb
would STILL BE
IN THE SAME f***n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE
WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO F**er
EVER PICKS
UP OR CARRIES
OUT
THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATEDFROM
THE F***N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT



ARE
A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE F***N HOUSE!!
IT
WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T
EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE
F***N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm
sorry.



What
was the question?

 

[Floyd]

Brilliant!

 

[motorbyclist]

Haha, I'm sure every male is familiar with this :surrender

 

[The Joker]

Sounds like my mum :24:

 

[mhding59]

yeah , cool

 

[AUDRAA]

must be a popular joke, since we have 2 threads with the same one running right now lol

 

[AnitaBeer]

What is PMT?

Like PMS?

 

[Tyler Durden]

What is PMT?

Like PMS?

Tension.....Syndrome?

So long as my light bulb gets fixed, I care not

 

[Wookiegirl]

Tension.....Syndrome?

So long as my light bulb gets fixed, I care not

:24::24: THIS is why I adore you

 

[skyblue]

going to change that bulb now?

 

[BlackCherry]

Mommy? :eek

 

[Makedde]

Hehe, have heard this before but it's still good. I'm like that - although not as bad, I swear!

 

[sierrabravo]

Q:How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb?

whats pmt

 

[Doveshit]

Holy shit, I think I just had a flashback.

 

[loumac]

bugger, I haven't read it elsewhere???

 

[cam elle toe]

bahahaha...bump.
:24:
Saw a guest viewing this. How is lou Keight?

 

[Joe the meek]

I've always liked "what's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?"

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

 

[cam elle toe]

I've always liked "what's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?"

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Well, in the words of the im mortal Bon Scott eek...who I forgot to nominate in the dead band thread)...

"PMT...Im dynamite...PMT...and I'll win the fight....PMT..a power load.... PMT watch me explode"