best PMT question ever

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I most definately did not swear

Q:
How
many women with
PMT does
it take to change a light
bulb?






Woman's
Answer:




One!
ONLY
ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in
this f***n house knows HOW to change a f***n light
bulb!
They
don't
even know that the f***n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark
for THREE f***n DAYS before they figured it
out.
And,
once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned
light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past
17 YEARS!
But
if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the
f***n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb
would
STILL BE
IN THE SAME f***n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE
WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO F**er
EVER
PICKS
UP OR
CARRIES
OUT
THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED
FROM
THE F***N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT




ARE
A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE F***N HOUSE!!

IT
WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND
DON'T
EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES

THE
F***N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!


I'm
sorry.




What
was the question?

 
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I've always liked "what's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?"

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Well, in the words of the im mortal Bon Scott :)eek...who I forgot to nominate in the dead band thread)...

"PMT...Im dynamite...PMT...and I'll win the fight....PMT..a power load.... PMT watch me explode"
 
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