Best movie lines

[skyblue]

the commitments

"Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud."

 

[boombala]

Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood 40 years!

Steel Magnolias is full of great lines.

 

[FreightTrain]

Tombstone has to be one of my favorite movies to quote lines from:

(Doc Holliday)

"Maybe poker just isn't your game, Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

"I don't know, there's just something about him. Something around the eyes. Reminds me of... me. Nope, now I'm sure of it. I hate him."

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

"I have not yet begun to defile myself."

"Forgive me if I don't shake hands."

"No. Not me. I'm in my prime."

"Where's Wyatt?" "Down by the creek, walking on water."

"Why, Kate, you're not wearing a bustle... how lewd."

"Yes, it's true. You are a good woman. Then again, you may be the Antichrist."

"Make no mistake, It's not revenge he's after....It's a reckoning."

(Wyatt Earp)

"You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?"

"So run you cur! Run! Tell all the other curs the law's coming! You tell them I'm coming, and hell's coming with me, you hear?! Hell's coming with me!"

Awesome! Now, I gotta go watch Tombstone...again.:cool

 

[aja675]

"Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie."

-Clueless

 

[boombala]

He's dead
He's all fucked up

Night of the Living Dead (1968 the original)

:24:

 

[Panacea]

Paul Rudd in The 40 Year Old Virgin...always makes me laugh, pretty much ALL of his lines are hilarious in movies.

"If I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm gonna Yah Mo Burn this place to the ground!!"

 

[sexysadie]

Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best! Grease

 

[boombala]

Bill Ray: [as he heads out to the lake to go skinny-dipping with Ethel and Chelsea] Are there any bears around here?

Norman: Oh, sure. Black bears, grizzlies. One of 'em came along here and ate an old lesbian just last month.

On Golden Pond

:24: It's the way Fonda delivers the line too that so funny.

 

[skyblue]

all you need is love

john lennon

wise man

shot in the back

 

[boombala]

I’ll be all around in the dark. I’ll be ever’-where – wherever you can look. Wherever there’s a fight so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there. I’ll be in the way guys yell when they’re mad – I’ll be in the way kids laugh when they’re hungry an’ they know supper’s ready. An’ when the people are eatin’ the stuff they raise, and livin’ in the houses they build – I’ll be there, too.”

Tom Joad's speech to his mother from "The Grapes of Wrath"

 

[aja675]

Clueless- Cher: (voice-over) Everything I think and everything I do is wrong. I was wrong about Elton, I was wrong about Christian, and now Josh hated me. It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion, I was just totally clueless... Oh and this whole Josh and Tai thing was wiggin' me more than anything. I mean, what was my problem? Tai is my pal, I don't begrudge her a boyfriend. I really... (looks into a store window) Oooh! I wonder if they have that in my size! (comes out of the store with bags in tow) What does she want with Josh anyway? He dresses funny, he listens to complaint rock, he's not even cute in a conventional way... I mean, he's just like this slug that hangs around the house all the time! Ugh! And he's a hideous dancer, couldn't take him anywhere. Wait a second, what am I stressing about, this is like, Josh. Okay, okay......so he's kind of a Baldwin. What would he want with Tai, she couldn't make him happy, Josh needs someone with imagination, someone to take care of him, someone to laugh at his jokes in case he ever makes any...the suddenly....(pause) Oh my god! I love Josh! I'm majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh! But now I don't know how to act around him. I mean normally I'd strut around in my cutest little outfits, and send myself flowers and candy but I couldn't do that stuff with Josh.

 

[hart]

Aliens....."Get away from her you Bitch"

 

[AUFred]

I have always said Jack Nicholson has had the best movie lines and his delivery awesome!

"You can't handle the truth!" A Few Good Men

"You make me want to be a better man." As Good As It Gets

"Where does he get those toys?" Batman

"Here's Johnny!" The Shining

Just a few examples.

 

[FoxInSox]

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli." - The Godfather

 

[boombala]

" Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into." Oliver Hardy

 

[Aries]

"Don't you do it! Don't! You... I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to g... I got nothin' else." Mayo (Richard Gere) from Officer and a Gentleman

"I wanna fly jets, sir!" Mayo (Richard Gere) from Officer and a Gentleman



From Stripes:

General Barnicke: Where is your drill sergeant, men?
John Winger: Blown up, sir!
Soldiers: Blown up, sir!

General Barnicke: Where have you been soldier?
John Winger: Training, sir.
Soldiers: Training, sir.
General Barnicke: What kind of training?
John Winger: Army training, sir.
Soldiers: Army training, sir.

General Barnicke: Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own?
John Winger: That's the fact, Jack.
Soldiers: That's the fact, Jack.

 

[mauricioq]

I love Star Wars so my favorite movie line is from The Empire Strikes back:

"Do, or do not. There is no try."

Yoda says it to Luke while mentoring him.

[h=2][/h]

 

[Denis Hard]

There's a mini-movie in Home Alone 2.

After the girlfriend arrives:

MAN:. . . I believe you but my Tommy gun don't. Get down on your knees and tell me you love me!

It's even more hilarious when the Plaza Hotel Concierge gets that line delivered to him. To see him drop onto his knees and confess his love to a man on TV, boy! Nice stuff.

 

[Dainen]

The classic one:

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

Wise and cool sounding.

 

[boombala]

Chong -- "Hey, you want to get high, man?
Cheech --Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls, man.

Chong -- Kinda grabs ya by the boo boo, don't it.

Cheech --Hey man, am I driving OK?
Chong -- I think we're parked, man

Cheech & Chong Up in Smoke