Been On A Bit Of A Myspace Rant

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Peter Parka

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Just sent these bulletins out.:D

Tom is an arrogant arsehole

Just noticed something today. If it's not arrogant enough that Tom automatically adds you as a friend when you sign up to myspace, if one of your top friends deletes their myspace, he has the thing set so that he automatically takes their place, how fucking arrogant can you get? No wonder he's fucking single, he loves himself too much to be able to make any room to love someone else!

Oh yeah, and another thing about Tom!

 Tom! Change you myspace profile, it looks shit! You've been here longer than anyone else, think you'd have learnt how to add a layout code by now!

Looks like I'm going to have to axe some of you again!

 How do these fucking emos keep managing to worm their way back into my friends list? Look, I don't need 50 fucking bulletins a day with your ugly picture at the top telling me I need to repost them or otherwise I'll be single for life or some other random shit! In case you hadn't even bothered to look at my profile before wanting an add (probably didn't, only interested in how fucking miserable you are living in suburbia with daddy paying for everything for you and your mum cooking all your meals and cleaning all your shit up!) I've been happily married for 5 and a half years. You repost all that shit and you're still a virgin, works fucking great, dosen't it?
Oh, and one last thing, get a haircut and buy a decent pair of glasses, not ones that were intended for Africa because you nicked them out of a recycling bin!
 
Wow Pete and no 'C' word to be seen^^^^^^. :24: :24: :jk

Seriously though - I just don't bother with myspace at all. I don't have the time really and with things like forums and emails, for me, 'myspace' isn't necessary or wanted.

I have heard way too many major problems as well as less serious problems, occuring on there so often, it's just not worth the hassle. ;)
 
Hahahahahahahaha, even though this posts has really no point, I thought it was hysterical. I'd give you rep for it but I doubt my rep is even worth anything so I wont even bother. Just for the record I HATE myspace. I have like 250 friends on it and I only know about 10 of the people in real life, and only really talk to about 25 of them. Shows you how pointless the thing is. I agree about the chain letters thing too. It makes me not even want to long on because I'm always getting friend requests from bots or comments from some guy I have no idea who he is asking me to support his band. Then again I guess we can't talk that much shit seeing as myspace is one of the most popular sites on the internet. I mean... how else are fat ass no friend nerds gonna talk to girls?
 
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