A chain smoker, a homesexual and an alcoholic go to the doctors. Doctor says if any of you indulge one more time, you'll die! On their way home they pass a bar. Alcolholic runs in and takes vodka shot of the bar downs it and falls of stool stone dead.The other two keep walking, they come across a ciggie still alight. The homosexual says to the chain smoker "If you bend down and pick that up we're both dead!"
