Battle Rhyme to No One.

[memento_mori]

your rhymes tickle me to death
i'm laughing between every breath
i'm entertaining the board while you've got nothing left
i'm going crazy
you're getting lazy
i've expanded my time to other areas
while you're still stuck against your old barriers
six pages later and i'm still being creative
you really think you can take this NY native?
i'm getting bored, my patience has faded
fuck this shit, i wanna be sedated
so i won't have to see your rhymes half baked
produced by the "inspiration" you faked
better wear a helmet when you rap
so you don't get brain damage
bitch, make yourself useful
go make me a sandwich

 

[memento_mori]

10 months, 13 days, and 7 hours later:
I declare myself the winner


:award:

thanks to boomer for letting me hijack his thread, and everyone that gave me rep.