Battle Rhyme to No One.

Boomer

Boomer

Nipples-O-Steel
2 2 2 2 1
15 Year Club Well Known
I Take it back to the age
when man was an animal
Flip script quick
eat ya crew like Ima a cannible
I heat up syphers like Im flammable
and give mcs weak knees with this lyrical cannon fool!
I pull puns before I ever pull guns
razor sharp tongue, you'll play a harp when Im done son
you want none son
ya games too weak
This cats gottcha tongue, thats why you can not speak
So off to school you run
Come back next week
And think about your style
Cause ya rhymes straight stink
To get dem out my head
I had to stand over a sink
and give my own self
a labottomy
you should be locked up
on a 3rd degree
Cause ya lousy flow
straight traumatized me!
 
yo who you think you playin?
you even know what you sayin?
soon as your ass walked in
i knew i would win
cuz your rhymes be a strayin
your ass promises cash your moth ain't payin
you think you big and bad, homie?
if you do you better show me
cuz all i see is redhead vanilla ice
calling double sevens with six-side dice
better check that head for brain eating lice
cuz you know this man don't back down from fights
boi
 
memento_mori said:
yo who you think you playin?
you even know what you sayin?
soon as your ass walked in
i knew i would win
cuz your rhymes be a strayin
your ass promises cash your moth ain't payin
you think you big and bad, homie?
if you do you better show me
cuz all i see is redhead vanilla ice
calling double sevens with six-side dice
better check that head for brain eating lice
cuz you know this man don't back down from fights
boi
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that gave me a chuckle, thanks momento!:nanajig:
 
With unbridled ease
I break down mcs
with a verbal attack
a sonic boom
that puts tha fear of god in you
when I step up in the room
no holds barred
All dirty and bare knuckled
Im fuckin takin it there
like im ya dad and you in trouble
Excuse me, sorry ta burst ya bubble
but ya last flow was weak
you need to take a week
you know and think before you speak
this is fuckin easy
Like takin candy from kids
This cat watches 8 mile
And now he knows where hip hop lives?
Give me a break or take one.
My guts splittin with laughter.
Aimin at a ghost
Straight Flirtin with disaster
You gotta be fuckin kiddin me
You think you can take me?
Dont test kiddo
You'll only get embarassed G. ; )
 
i see you're attacking my atheism
you're startin to get better rhythm
now that you have an actual opponent
but your rhymes still suck
thats why they easy as fuck
pushing yourself should be THE component
pushing yourself just makes sense, don't it?
boomer and mori battlin on the interwebz
boom sexin trance's mom since early Febz
but the thing he didnt tell drb is
trannie's ma gave'em 50 sexual diseases
including one scientists havent seen yet
it might be from the panda you fucked in Tee-bet
i haven't even gotten my teeth wet
and i'm already tearing you a new one
you'll be crying before i'm done
so take a seat and say goodbye, son
'cuz i'm about to let loose and have fun
by the end of this
you'll be embarrassed
spayed and neutered like Bob Barka
so ashamed, go missin like Peta Parka
:o
 
somebody grab a knife
cause this kids turned trife
ill hop off my schwin bike
hold you down and drop bombs down yer wind pipe
watch you implode as yer organs explode
leave yer body in tha rode
and buy a sack with yer cash I stole
My rhymes is gold, you ignorin tha truth
yer styles crumblin, while mine stays raisin tha roof
this shits on fire, motherfucker you got burned
this mc bites back, cause yo ass gotta learn
if you gon contest, besta bring ya best
kamikazee flow, cause I know my skills is blessed
fuck it, Im done, cause this case should be rested
you just a square, with no pubic hair thats bird chested
 
attacking me with that gay thing?
i think you best start praying
before i go super saiyin
all over your ass
start breaking some glass
at the scene of the crash
i'm just getting warmed up
you haven't seen the best of me
just wait til you see the rest of me
make your flow seem like Bud Holly
i bet my rhymes make you say "Gosh Golly!"
cuz i see you trying to act black
grabbin your sack
trying to rap
but as a matter of fact
i just beated you
try to accept i just defeated you
while peeps listening to yo rhymes get sickened
they come to me like kentucky fried chicken
so crawl back to your hole, i'm getting bored
else i'll beat you ta death with my old keyboard
 
I stand my ground lyrically bound,
To a mic on my right arm aimin 2 impound,
Then next brotha that wishes ta speed bye,
Wavin' fake gang signs like he simply wavin' hi,
It makes me sick that all these wannabes wanna try,
To testify, I DENY!
Access to my tireless trainin',
As I work on the stage, style drainin',
All the methodical fools frontin' tools,
Screamin' they lay the law make the rules,
Yet they need mad PRACTICE!
TRACK THIS!
I’am the one who drops knowledge in a rage like an angry sage,
Writin' confusin' chapters forcin' fakaz to turn the page,
You lock me in the cage, I JUST BUST YA GAUGE!
I’ve been work since the age of a juvenile,
Kickin' continuous hotbeats and phat style,
YET YOUR IN THIEF DENIAL!
Walkin' tall yet stolen profile,
And now your in Hell’s court, time for the trial,
Your turn to be tested and bested,
Like I was before I rested,
And took on the brothaz on the current rap scence,
Kickin' madd whackness yet clockin' madd green,
I’VE COME TO REIGN SUPREME!!!
Bring forth my lyrical dream team,
DIVINE, MURDA, AND SCHEME!!
So don’t forget to avoid the blink,
Stand wide-eyed and think,
Cause my gat reacts faster than your bat,
When its all over,
People will stand above and ask, who was that?
The insane mic rocka,
The fake bitch stalka...
 
oh shit, where'd this bitch come from?
watch where he steppin, might anger someone
so j, you the devil in that pic?
or are you the angel taking it
up the ass like a twit
hold up, boom, i'll handle it
this fool dont know his position
i dont know why he bitchin
the insanse mic rocka?
give me a mic, and i'll knock ya
off that high horse
open up new doors
for your mind so narrow
guide you blind like Jack Sparrow
you think you're good, jbarroquiero?
best step back, 'fore i bring yo rep to zero
 
memento_mori said:
attacking me with that gay thing?
i think you best start praying
before i go super saiyin
all over your ass
start breaking some glass
at the scene of the crash
i'm just getting warmed up
you haven't seen the best of me
just wait til you see the rest of me
make your flow seem like Bud Holly
i bet my rhymes make you say "Gosh Golly!"
cuz i see you trying to act black
grabbin your sack
trying to rap
but as a matter of fact
i just beated you
try to accept i just defeated you
while peeps listening to yo rhymes get sickened
they come to me like kentucky fried chicken
so crawl back to your hole, i'm getting bored
else i'll beat you ta death with my old keyboard
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Check it
You need to read some books, cause yer spits gettin old
you little shit, with a flick of the wrist, I flush you down the toilet bowl
stomp a bone outcha ass with combat boots, for the fun of it
fuck yer kfc, you get eatin like mcdonalds, IM LOVIN IT!!!
Defeated? Hardly, you celebratin before the score
speakin of score, seriously...when was the last time you scored?
Been a long time since you unsheathed the sword
so now you rhymin on the internet cause yer horny and bored?
Fuck it, I dont care. Im gettin mines ya heard?
You just mad, cause while you jerkin off
Im at home sexin drb.
(kinda short, gotta go home. ;) scope you later mori.)
 
Boomer said:
Check it
You need to read some books, cause yer spits gettin old
you little shit, with a flick of the wrist, I flush you down the toilet bowl
stomp a bone outcha ass with combat boots, for the fun of it
fuck yer kfc, you get eatin like mcdonalds, IM LOVIN IT!!!
Defeated? Hardly, you celebratin before the score
speakin of score, seriously...when was the last time you scored?
Been a long time since you unsheathed the sword
so now you rhymin on the internet cause yer horny and bored?
Fuck it, I dont care. Im gettin mines ya heard?
You just mad, cause while you jerkin off
Im at home sexin drb.
(kinda short, gotta go home. ;) scope you later mori.)
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catch you later, boomz. i'm gonna head out and get me somethings 2 eat. jbarr, i look forward to fighting you next :cool
 
Yo yo yo come on now

tick tock can we turn back the clock
before the time when every other line rhymed
with glock cock and what not?
when people rapped about their lives and they were actual
when the words that people spoke were intellectual?
Id be surprised if memento could rhyme words with two syllables
He can’t even rhyme right
adds in celebrities names to stay in the lime light
heres something for you, a clue you arent worth my attention
and theres one thing that i need to mention
nobody asked for your assistance
your rhymes are horrible Rap doesnt need your existence
im tired of your persistance dont put up any resistance
its like singing rappers delight to the beat of apache
it doesnt make much sense,i bet if you see a pretty girl you just get tense
i know you arent a player or a G
so lets cut the act and accept the F-A-C-T
 
heh. guess it's my turn. boom's sucked so bad i thought he was going to have a redo :tongue:


alright, alright, let's get this show moving again. an object in motion wants to stay inside.



i'll take both you fucks on at the same time
in fact, why doesn't everyone just form a line?
that way you can all take turns
one by one gettin massacred
i'm throwing it down, spread the word
because you know i'm bout to give you a show
;)

when was the last time i scored...
must have been the other night, with your woman
i was under the bed when you weren't lookin
and i don't normally tell this shit
but this is just fucked, you'll have to admit
your night ended with drb playing with her clit
and i sneaked out while you were crying over it
:ninja

save some of those tears for me, bitch

so that's one OT chick off the list
and now that boomer's good and pissed
i'll have to go for the girls i missed
hey
jay,
what do you do in your free time?
is there a mrs. jbarroqueiro?
although,
if it's not no,
she's probably a queer-ass ho
:yuk

so i'll just keep my hands to myself on that one

with rap battles aside
i wouldn't mind
if i could get a little marixtu
would i have a chance with you?
because i've gotta confess
i'm hoping the answer's yes
:)

then there's that sexy vshayes
with legs that go on for days
an impression that definitely stays
on a scale from 1-10, you're an Ace
:cool

now i'm working my way to suzie
i'm not sure what rhymes with suzie
i'll kill your boyfriend with an uzi?
i'll seduce you with a roofie?
i'm just joking
:jk

and dragonbelle...
you hate rap, so i'm not even going to try
i'll talk to you when you get back to N-Y
so you can be a naughty princess
:D


any other girls that want some free style flirts, speak up. any other guys that want to challenge me, step down.
 
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