bathroom poetry

[UncleBacon]

figure I'd pop this sections cherry with a lil bathroom humor feel free to post funny writing that you've seen in the batthroom


here I sit
all broken hearted
tried to shit
but only farted

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

i leave the seat down
she puts it up
so when she's not looking
i stick it in her butt

 

[mdvaldosta]

Lol thats some funny chit.

 

[Veronica]

omg!! Only guys would think of that.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

i push mighty hard
i squint and i cry
when the shit pours like water
i think i might die

i think back and ponder
hey what the fuck
mexican laxatives
put a hurtin on your butt

i huff and i puff
as i wipe the sweat from my brow
"ill never eat there again"
as i scream like a cow

2 days pass by
and my girl takes me to dinner
to that same damn place!
but tonight when she least expects it
i'll be the winner!
(stick it in her pooper)

 

[Haus]

nice poem guys. brought tears to my eyes ::sniff sniff::

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

i am very orignal, what can i say

 

[Hurt911gen]

I lil too much will make everyone talk a lot won't it

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

another aside to bathroom poetry:

when you kiss a girl's lips, you are really kissing the other end of her butt
(i know, gross, but it is true)

 

[hhayes]

that is very interesting.....

 

[hhayes]

they talk so much shit
they've filled their brains
with all that crap
that drives women insane
they think they're cool
they think they're the best
they are such fools
with all that mess
they watch they're porn
they play their friggin games
they call themselves men
yet have no such fame
so i sit and i wonder
how could this be
all these little boys
writing songs they can't sing
Go sit on your throne
so you can feel like a man
it's the only place you've got left
and they call it 'the Can'

 

[dt3]

Re: RE: bathroom poetry

they talk so much shit
they've filled their brains
with all that crap
that drives women insane
they think they're cool
they think they're the best
they are such fools
with all that mess
they watch they're porn
they play their friggin games
they call themselves men
yet have no such fame
so i sit and i wonder
how could this be
all these little boys
writing songs they can't sing
Go sit on your throne
so you can feel like a man
it's the only place you've got left
and they call it 'the Can'

ouch! bitter much?

 

[hhayes]

:banana

 

[Veronica]

Re: RE: bathroom poetry

they talk so much shit
they've filled their brains
with all that crap
that drives women insane
they think they're cool
they think they're the best
they are such fools
with all that mess
they watch they're porn
they play their friggin games
they call themselves men
yet have no such fame
so i sit and i wonder
how could this be
all these little boys
writing songs they can't sing
Go sit on your throne
so you can feel like a man
it's the only place you've got left
and they call it 'the Can'

thats pretty damn good heather!!

 

[ProjectMayhem]

Heather Hayes?

haha. My sister's name is Heather. We have too many Hayes's on here. Maybe I should change my name to ahayes or alhayes, then everyone would know that I'm (probably) part of the family.


This bathroom humor makes me want to take a sharpie with me next time I go on a road trip... for those rest stop tinkles and stuff.

 

[UncleBacon]

well make sure you write down your greatest hits here first

 

[hhayes]

Re: RE: bathroom poetry

yep thats my name your last name is hayes? i am joe's sister....

 

[UncleBacon]

I think we need more bathroom poetry

 

[frigglefraggle]

Ahem! Great lines:eek lol . Well I ve a poster in my bathroom for my brother and all the people who smoke! " Please dont drop the ash in here, We dont come and pee in your ashtrays! "

 

[elluko]

in a public washroom, I drew an emty toilet paper roll and wrote "What would Mcgaver do?" right beside it.
It was with that crayola kind of marker, so it only lasted a few weeks.