Fellow comrades of the bag.
It has come to our attention that an underground group known as The Anti-Baggers has emerged to claim our territory.
This is a call to all Baggers to join forces to smite the infidel Anti-Baggers to the dark side. Let it be known the power of the bag.
Yea I say, we shall bag them to the east, we shall bag them to the west, we shall bag them to the north and south. Come out in your numbers I say and be proud of the bag.
Bagheads Unite!

More Power to the bag
It has come to our attention that an underground group known as The Anti-Baggers has emerged to claim our territory.
This is a call to all Baggers to join forces to smite the infidel Anti-Baggers to the dark side. Let it be known the power of the bag.
Yea I say, we shall bag them to the east, we shall bag them to the west, we shall bag them to the north and south. Come out in your numbers I say and be proud of the bag.
Bagheads Unite!

More Power to the bag