Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A young boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live
on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives
him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any
eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.
Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so
you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the
pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also
saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting
any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast in a bad
mood and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and
says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?
on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives
him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any
eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.
Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so
you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the
pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also
saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting
any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast in a bad
mood and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and
says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?
