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[jassilem]

Maybe Darrell should take them up on their advances and see how brave they actually are? How far they are willing to go? Just a suggestion...

Oh... like the dog that chased the car.. what the hell would he do if he actually caught said car...

Hrm.. interesting idea.. :24:

 

[Natasha]

Maybe Darrell should take them up on their advances and see how brave they actually are? How far they are willing to go? Just a suggestion...

Except there's a fatal flaw in that plan. :24:

 

[Abcinthia]

Maybe Darrell should take them up on their advances and see how brave they actually are? How far they are willing to go? Just a suggestion...

I don't know if Darrell should. The men on here seem more than a little obsessed with him and any encouragement might send them over the edge.

 

[Staci]

OMG yall are killing me LOL

 

[dancingpotato]

run like hell and change his identity haha

 

[jassilem]

OMG.. :24:.. I have sore sides from giggling.

 

[Staci]

just keeps getting better and better

 

[Natasha]

I don't know if Darrell should. The men on here seem more than a little obsessed with him and any encouragement might send them over the edge.

Me thinks you're on to something there!!!

run like hell and change his identity haha

I have offered him a spot in my unrequited gay lust protection program...just waiting on the paperwork to go through.

 

[jassilem]

Poor Darrell is probably looking into Kevlar lined boxer briefs.........

 

[Staci]

holy hell this is awesome!

 

[Abcinthia]

Pssst Darrell get one of these:

Then whenever someone on here comes on to you, spray them in the face. That might cool them down for a few minutes while you run like hell.

 

[Darrell]

OMG....wow. This is some of the best shit. EVER. :24:

 

[Natasha]

Poor Darrell is probably looking into Kevlar lined boxer briefs.........

They are standard issue w/ my unrequited gay lust protection program...along w/ cement to use for plugging his butthole, soap on a rope, and a chastity belt.

 

[jassilem]

OMG... Kate! :24:

 

[Darrell]

I wish I could just rep an all the posters in a thread at once. :24:

Except, Donnie. :fing27 :jk

 

[Staci]

i cant rep anyone...im gonna have to spread myself around like darrell!

 

[dancingpotato]

I've given up trying to explain to my mate what the feck I am laughing at

 

[jassilem]

They are standard issue w/ my unrequited gay lust protection program...along w/ cement to use for plugging his butthole, soap on a rope, and a chastity belt.

OMG ................ I can't breath.... :24:

 

[Aeval]

So I guess a pair of these is out of the question....

 

[Staci]

They are standard issue w/ my unrequited gay lust protection program...along w/ cement to use for plugging his butthole, soap on a rope, and a chastity belt.

OMG OMG OMG and if this happens.....i want pics