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RedRyder

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Hey......
I'm going to grab a bite...
I'll quiz you later...
In the meantime....



Do you have a picture of your wife on your desk/wall/whatever at work?
 
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first we are firing and not hiring.

next I do not know you well enough. You could be a teenage boy for all I know :D
That's happening everywhere these days.

Good points.

In order to get to know me well enough, we'd have to get together and talk in person. Hmmmm..... I wonder if I'd want to work for you..... :eek

And I'd love to be a teenage boy for sure! I'd sit in front of a mirror with a magazine and..... :willy_nilly: Naw...

Believe me.... I am 100% all female. Fact! :nod:

How do I know you're not a teenage girl?
 

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That's happening everywhere these days.

Good points.

In order to get to know me well enough, we'd have to get together and talk in person. Hmmmm..... I wonder if I'd want to work for you..... :eek

And I'd love to be a teenage boy for sure! I'd sit in front of a mirror with a magazine and..... :willy_nilly: Naw...

Believe me.... I am 100% all female. Fact! :nod:

How do I know you're not a teenage girl?
If I said how then you would get pissed off at me. :nod:

be careful what you ask for if you want to keep that RedRyder mistique.

You would not enjoy working for me. At work I am all business. There is a lot of stress at times and tempers are testy
 

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If I said how then you would get pissed off at me. :nod:

be careful what you ask for if you want to keep that RedRyder mistique.

You would not enjoy working for me. At work I am all business. There is a lot of stress at times and tempers are testy

How do you know for sure? :D

You may never know the real RedRyder... so the mystique remains intact! ;)

At work I am all business... except when I am screwing around on line... but it never... never.. interferes with my performance and I get all the work completed and then some. We get breaks and lunch and I usually spread it out depending on my work load. Sounds like I need to get my cover letter a bit better worded, eh? :24:

I would need you to be the kind of boss to offer me the following if you indeed aren't pleasant to work for....

Work at home option
Mail me the pay
.... and please don't expect me to start work until after noon... then I'll have to have my lunch.... so.. I'd probably be available around 2:00.... but I'm sure I have a nail or hair appointment... so let's figure on 4:00. But since it's so close to 5:00.... I'll just have you send the check. It's all good! :D
 

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yes i do

my wife took hers off :eek

think there is a message there?? :24:

Does she also walk 10 paces ahead of you?

Does she look at caller ID and not answer.... when it's you calling?

Does she often forget to set the table for two?

Does she sleep on your side of the bed and the dogs are on hers and convince you that the couch is comfy?

Does she suddenly make you aware that she's holding out on sex out of the blue and it's been 5 years since you had any?

Naw..... no message here.......:24:



You are in the middle of nowhere and it's 2 a.m. Your vehicle has broken down. Your cell phone is dead. The house nearest and the only one within 25 miles has 15 Harley's parked out front.

Do you knock on the door to ask to use the telephone?
 

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Does she also walk 10 paces ahead of you?

Does she look at caller ID and not answer.... when it's you calling?

Does she often forget to set the table for two?

Does she sleep on your side of the bed and the dogs are on hers and convince you that the couch is comfy?

Does she suddenly make you aware that she's holding out on sex out of the blue and it's been 5 years since you had any?

Naw..... no message here.......:24:



You are in the middle of nowhere and it's 2 a.m. Your vehicle has broken down. Your cell phone is dead. The house nearest and the only one within 25 miles has 15 Harley's parked out front.

Do you knock on the door to ask to use the telephone?

What is the weather like out?

Are there any lights on?

Need more info before making a potentially like changing decision. :D
 

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How the fuck is Alien Allen's Ask Me thread still going on for 30 plus pages? :confused There isn't enough about him to fill up a page!!!!
 

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Good morning Bill.....



What is the weather like out?

Are there any lights on?

Need more info before making a potentially like changing decision. :D
It's raining like cats and dogs with heavy winds and fog so thick you'd think you were treading through pudding!

Sweetheart.... I think your lights have been out for some time now! :24:

However... at the house in question... darker than a murderer's heart.... :eek
Now answer the question......



How the fuck is Alien Allen's Ask Me thread still going on for 30 plus pages? :confused There isn't enough about him to fill up a page!!!!
It's all about me.....:ninja




Well it's all red's fault...

And everyone stopped asking me questions in mine :(
^^^^ See? :D
 
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