Ask me any question ..... Just don't expect to like the answer :D

[RedRyder]

If George Bush knocked on your door and asked for directions, where would you send him?

 

[RedRyder]

If Barack Obama knocked on your door and asked for directions, where would you send him?

 

[RedRyder]

If John McCain knocked on your door and asked for directions, where would you send him?

 

[RedRyder]

If RedRyder knocked on your door and was thirsty, what would you offer her?

 

[RedRyder]

Okay... one more for now....


What's for lunch today?

 

[Alien Allen]

You and Jim have that in common!


Do you like bison meat?

You forgot this came up in the Canadian Club. I have only had bison burgers and they are great.. never had any other bison meat.

 

[Alien Allen]

I'm gonna blast your thread with some questions while you're not here and there is nothing you can do about it!!!!


If a meteor were headed for earth and your own backyard, and you had 2 days left before it hit, what would you do?

have sex with as many women as I could.

nah, I would start digging a massive hole to hide out in. then have sex. :24:

 

[Alien Allen]

If George Bush knocked on your door and asked for directions, where would you send him?

I would send him where he was looking for.

I don't have BDS so it would not bother me to help him.

But before leaving I would ask him " what that fuck were you thinking !! "

 

[Alien Allen]

If Barack Obama knocked on your door and asked for directions, where would you send him?

same answer except I the question would be " you have got to be kidding. Right? You don't seriously think you can pay for those pipe dreams?? "

 

[Alien Allen]

If John McCain knocked on your door and asked for directions, where would you send him?

same answer except the question would be "are you not too fucking old to be president??"

 

[Alien Allen]

If RedRyder knocked on your door and was thirsty, what would you offer her?

Water........... I am real cheap

 

[Alien Allen]

Okay... one more for now....


What's for lunch today?

Subway. roast beef sub

if I missed any questions............ tough shit I am not going back

 

[RedRyder]

have sex with as many women as I could.

nah, I would start digging a massive hole to hide out in. then have sex. :24:

Seriously, I never thought of that!
Not the hole!
The sex! My luck the guys would all be digging holes to hide in and be too worn out for the sex! :24:

 

[jassilem]

You forgot this came up in the Canadian Club. I have only had bison burgers and they are great.. never had any other bison meat.

Ah ok. Just a tip.. Bison steak is very yummy! :thumbup

 

[RedRyder]

Water........... I am real cheap

City water or well water?

 

[Alien Allen]

Ah ok. Just a tip.. Bison steak is very yummy! :thumbup

I imagine it is. Just never have seen it around these parts.

 

[RedRyder]

Did you miss a question?

 

[Alien Allen]

Did you miss a question?

no idea

but I am not going back to look. :surrender

 

[RedRyder]

Post #275! Scroll up 2 inches for goodness sakes! Sheesh.....

I have to know the answer...

 

[Alien Allen]

City water or well water?

depends upon where you stopped by at.

some places would be city water while others would be well water.