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Lets hug with our shirts off.
Um...me too?
No questions asked...LOL :24:
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No. That is a badge of honor.
Does this story make you turned on? By the way, I wrote this all by myself...
I'd tell her that there is this book on this very high shelf and I can't reach it. Then, she gets out that moving ladder and pulls it over there and climbs it. I stare at her ass for about a few minutes...touch my penis...zip back up...then smile when she comes down.
Next, I tell her that there were similar books to that one, but a different author wrote them. So she once again puts back the book and searches for the other one. I stare at her ass and play with myself again, then smile afterwards like before.
She tells me, "Have you found everything you needed?" I tell her, "Yes, can I please check out your boobs and ass". Realizing that came out wrong, I correct myself..."Silly me, how embarassing! I meant, can I check these books out now?" She says okay and check them out for me. I smile again and tell her thanks.
Later that day, I realize that a page is missing in the book. I call her up at the librarian desk office. She tells me no to worry about it cuz if I want the missing page, I have to come over there and get it. I put on cologne and dress up like I'm on a date.
She stands there and said, "You want the missing page of the book, Mr. Sexy Ovary boy? Come and get it tiger!" She drops the missing page down her shirt and I go fishing for it. Except, I'm fishing for the strap connecting the bra and not the page in the book anymore. She giggles and says, "I believe you checked out enough things in this library!"
I tell her no and we get it on in the library room and I tell her to call me sometimes in the future.
I'd tell her that there is this book on this very high shelf and I can't reach it. Then, she gets out that moving ladder and pulls it over there and climbs it. I stare at her ass for about a few minutes...touch my penis...zip back up...then smile when she comes down.
Next, I tell her that there were similar books to that one, but a different author wrote them. So she once again puts back the book and searches for the other one. I stare at her ass and play with myself again, then smile afterwards like before.
She tells me, "Have you found everything you needed?" I tell her, "Yes, can I please check out your boobs and ass". Realizing that came out wrong, I correct myself..."Silly me, how embarassing! I meant, can I check these books out now?" She says okay and check them out for me. I smile again and tell her thanks.
Later that day, I realize that a page is missing in the book. I call her up at the librarian desk office. She tells me no to worry about it cuz if I want the missing page, I have to come over there and get it. I put on cologne and dress up like I'm on a date.
She stands there and said, "You want the missing page of the book, Mr. Sexy Ovary boy? Come and get it tiger!" She drops the missing page down her shirt and I go fishing for it. Except, I'm fishing for the strap connecting the bra and not the page in the book anymore. She giggles and says, "I believe you checked out enough things in this library!"
I tell her no and we get it on in the library room and I tell her to call me sometimes in the future.
ahahahahahaha
Lol, it's posted in the Underground board, if you're wondering. Did it turn you on?
No it didn't, to be honest. It needs to be much more graphic.
If you were a pirate would you carry an eyepatch or a parrot. Or Both. Your other options is to nix the eyepatch and parrot and go for the peg leg. You could also switch the peg leg for the eyepatch or parrot but on no circumstances are you allowed to have all three.
Would you get your nipples pierced?
:24: best question ever. :clap
Patch and parrot. i wouldn't want the peg leg, I'll have to run as fast as I can when I steal all of that booty.
No. Unless I was planning to hook up some chains to them and pull a heavy load.
Do you cry when you watch 7th Heaven on the FOXFamily channel?
Do you like animals and if you do like animals what is your favorite animal.
Hint: Parrots
Hint: Parrots
I absolutely hated the family on 7th heaven. The daughters were pretty screwable though.