Ask a dumb question, give a dumb answer

[Goat Whisperer]

Okay, so this is how this game goes. I ask a question Ex. "Why does everyone fight over me?" then someone answers (ex) "Becuase they want the packet of gum in your pocket" then they go on to ask anther question (ex) "What flavor is the gum?"

I'll start:

Can you wear white shoes after Labor Day?

 

[Smith]

just drink what you waNT !

what is the color of your shose !!!!

 

[Goat Whisperer]

Invisible. It appears like I am barefoot in my house

Why do dogs eat shoes?

 

[jassilem]

they like the stink....

Do you have any idea how annoying brakes are when they need to be replaced?

 

[Goat Whisperer]

Especially when they cause you to crash

Do you know how annoying a goat is, if it figures out how to use a dog door?

 

[jassilem]

Can't say I do.. but I can guess the kidding around would be amusing.

Did you know my mouse is Hello Kitty?

 

[Goat Whisperer]

Yes.

How do you think I possibly already knew that?

 

[jassilem]

You can see me...


How tall am I?

 

[Goat Whisperer]

5'5.

How much do I weigh?

 

[jassilem]

110lbs.

How old was on for my first kiss?

 

[Goat Whisperer]

You were on 16 ages of life

What animal is laying at my feet right now?

 

[jassilem]

a goat..

what colour eyeshadow am I wearing?

 

[Burntblood]

Eye color has so much to do with eye coordination.
How well can you catch a ball? I don't know, so how could I ever determine your eye color.
In fact, who's to say you have eyes. I've seen no proof as of yet that you even possess the ability to contain eyes.
Is your skull fitted with sockets? If so, what proof do you have?
No, I'm not buying that shit you eyeless fuck.
If, in fact, you had eyes at all I'd guess they were blue but what's the point? You'll just say 'No, they're green."
I know your tricks.


WTF is wrong with me?

 

[AbbyNormal]

I don't even exists.

Do you play with monkeys?

 

[Goat Whisperer]

omg! yes, because she was chasing after me when her car started rolling backwards down a parking lot, because she didn't put a break on in her car, and then when she tried to get back into it, she got pulled underneath it and got run over by her car. And all this because she was running after the best part of me--my shenanigans.

Why does my pitbull have a pink collar?

 

[AbbyNormal]

Because it is a bitch!

Are you a Blond?

 

[Goat Whisperer]

no

Do you think wolf is a racist like me?

 

[Burntblood]

Fuck no, he loves white people.


If evolution is for real then why the fuck do chickens have wings?

 

[Dana]

*edit* I retract my original statement

 

[Dana]

Fuck no, he loves white people.


If evolution is for real then why the fuck do chickens have wings?

some can fly further than others... Domesticated white chickens have been bred for the meat market.