I'm really, really non rep-worthy. I apologize unreservedly for my unworthiness. I offer a complete and utter retraction of any claims of worth. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my unworthiness may have caused you, or your families, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander of my worthiness at any time in the future.