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Let me ask you again. Are you a turtle?

Those of you who are, please respond :) Those of you who aren't, I'll explain later and it's not a trick question :p
 
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The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles ("Worldwide Fraternity of Turtles", "International Turtles Association," "Turtle Club," or similar title) started as an informal "drinking club" between World War II pilots, self-described as "an honorable drinking fraternity composed of ladies and gentlemen of the highest morals and good character, who are never vulgar."

To gain admission, one must answer four from a list of about twenty-five qualifying questions. Each question suggests a vulgar, lewd, or salacious answer, but the actual correct answer is rather innocuous. Once inducted, a member must reply to the question, "Are you a turtle?" with the secret answer. It is assumed that all prospective turtles own a diabetic donkey, or one of a sweet and kindly disposition, which is the reason for this password. If the member is unable or unwilling (perhaps because of the restriction on vulgarity) to provide the correct answer, he or she owes to each other turtle present a drink of the recipient's choice.

The Supreme Imperial Turtle (Emeritus) of the "Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles", Denis P. McGowan, says that his father was one of the originators of the tradition. Other groups claim an earlier origin, but none have provided believable documentation.

According to McGowan, the Order of Turtles began among World War II pilots as a way to amuse themselves while relaxing with a cool drink between missions.

His father, the late Captain Hugh P. McGowan, U.S. Army Air Corps/U.S. Air Force Reserve (Ret.) and several pilots of the U.S. Army Air Corps 8th Air Force founded the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles in an officers' club while stationed in England during the Second World War: "We were flying daytime bombing missions over Hitler's Third Reich. We just wanted a little fun. We had seen a sign showing that the 'Ancient Order of Foresters' and the 'Royal Antedeluvian Order of Buffalos' would meet in the local pub, so I devised the name 'Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles' for the fun of it. It was not meant to be serious, it had no constitution or by-laws, and was a relief from the horrors and dangers we saw every day on our missions. It spread after the War through the VFW and American Legion posts, and eventually, to Masonic groups, colleges and even to the high schools of the U.S.A."

A large part of the tradition of the order involves the qualifying questions that prospective members have to answer. These fun questions are actually small riddles: Each of them suggests a vulgar or lewd answer, however the candidate has to provide a completely innocuous answer to the same question.
 

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Woo Hoo...We do have turtles among us. To keep the secret answer a secret - respond to me privately. I will do the initiation tomorrow for those who think I'm on acid or something...LOL.

For those of you read this and are a turtle, but don't respond owe me tokenz and rep, since you probably wouldn't be able to buy me a drink. :) Totally just kidding :)
 

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The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles ("Worldwide Fraternity of Turtles", "International Turtles Association," "Turtle Club,"or similar title) started as an informal "drinking club" between World War II pilots, self-described as "an honorable drinking fraternity composed of ladies and gentlemen of the highest morals and good character, who are never vulgar."

To gain admission, one must answer four from a list of about twenty-five qualifying questions. Each question suggests a vulgar, lewd, or salacious answer, but the actual correct answer is rather innocuous. Once inducted, a member must reply to the question, "Are you a turtle?" with the secret answer.It is assumed that all prospective turtles own a diabetic donkey, or one of a sweet and kindly disposition, which is the reason for this password. If the member is unable or unwilling (perhaps because of the restriction on vulgarity) to provide the correct answer, he or she owes to each other turtle present a drink of the recipient's choice.

The Supreme Imperial Turtle (Emeritus) of the "Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles", Denis P. McGowan, says that his father was one of the originators of the tradition. Other groups claim an earlier origin, but none have provided believable documentation.

According to McGowan, the Order of Turtles began among World War II pilots as a way to amuse themselves while relaxing with a cool drink between missions.

His father, the late Captain Hugh P. McGowan, U.S. Army Air Corps/U.S. Air Force Reserve (Ret.) and several pilots of the U.S. Army Air Corps 8th Air Force founded the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles in an officers' club while stationed in England during the Second World War: "We were flying daytime bombing missions over Hitler's Third Reich. We just wanted a little fun. We had seen a sign showing that the 'Ancient Order of Foresters' and the 'Royal Antedeluvian Order of Buffalos' would meet in the local pub, so I devised the name 'Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles' for the fun of it. It was not meant to be serious, it had no constitution or by-laws, and was a relief from the horrors and dangers we saw every day on our missions. It spread after the War through the VFW and American Legion posts, and eventually, to Masonic groups, colleges and even to the high schools of the U.S.A."

A large part of the tradition of the order involves the qualifying questions that prospective members have to answer. These fun questions are actually small riddles: Each of them suggests a vulgar or lewd answer, however the candidate has to provide a completely innocuous answer to the same question.


There has been a couple of groups like the " turtles " . I heard of another one years ago but can't think of the name.
Any ideas ?
And no I'm not a member.:)
 

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Turtle Creed:

Turtles are bright eyed, bushy tailed, fearless and unafraid folk with a fighter pilot attitude. They think clean, have fun a lot, and recognize the fact that you never get any place worthwhile in life unless you stick your neck out.

OK...here we go.

In order to become a turtle you must answer the following questions. Remember, the turtles are a clean thinking.

1. What is it that a man can do standing up, a women sitting down,
and a dog on three legs?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3. What is a four-letter word ending in "K" that means the same
as intercourse?

4. What is it on a man that is round, hard and sticks so far out of
his pajamas you can hang a hat on it?

Please do not post your answers on here, but PM or rep instead. Either way, I will find a thread you have posted on and repay the favor while revealing to you the secret answer to the question, "Are you a turtle?". I'll post the answers later.
 

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I don't know about this "Turtle Jazzle", but I'm all for becoming

a TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE, but I wanna be Michelangelo. Probably not that kinda turtle

discussion, but whateverz.

It's all Kewlie Kewlz.
 

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I don't know about this "Turtle Jazzle", but I'm all for becoming

a TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE, but I wanna be Michelangelo. Probably not that kinda turtle

discussion, but whateverz.

It's all Kewlie Kewlz.

I'd definitely be Leonardo. :cool
 

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OK...I have had 10 replies and 10 new turtles. Here are the answers to the questions, however I can't reveal the secret response to the question, "Are you a turtle?".

1. What is it that a man can do standing up, a women sitting down,
and a dog on three legs? Shake Hands

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? Legs - some have said feet

3. What is a four-letter word ending in "K" that means the same
as intercourse? Talk

4. What is it on a man that is round, hard and sticks so far out of
his pajamas you can hang a hat on it? Head

For those of you who have played along, welcome to the Turtle Club. Here a few links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Order_of_Turtles

http://ruaturtle.com/

http://ruaturtle.com/creed.html
 

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OK...I have had 10 replies and 10 new turtles. Here are the answers to the questions, however I can't reveal the secret response to the question, "Are you a turtle?".

1. What is it that a man can do standing up, a women sitting down,
and a dog on three legs? Shake Hands

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? Legs - some have said feet

3. What is a four-letter word ending in "K" that means the same
as intercourse? Talk

4. What is it on a man that is round, hard and sticks so far out of
his pajamas you can hang a hat on it? Head

For those of you who have played along, welcome to the Turtle Club. Here a few links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Order_of_Turtles

http://ruaturtle.com/

[URL="http://ruaturtle.com/creed.html"]http://ruaturtle.com/creed.html[/URL]
I got them all except #1. Why would a man shakes hands standing but a woman do it sitting? :unsure:
 
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