Anyone have any good jokes?

[Johnny Westfall]

Anyone have any good jokes?
I got nothing lol

 

[mhawk]

A timid little old lady was petrified of a dentist all her life. She had such a bad toothache that she had to go in. The dentist sits her down & as he puts the bib on her; she asks him to tell her when he's ready to begin. He goes over, gets all his tools, comes back & asks her " Are you all right"? Shaking, she replies "Yes". He leans over & says "Then we're ready to begin". She sticks out her hand & grabs his balls. He says "Lady, what are you doing"! She replies, "We won't hurt each other---will we"?Extreme-Laugh-Factory

 

[Johnny Westfall]

Lol
Yeah those are they kind of Jokes I like ans some other people do to I like The Story ones but anyway Good one ha ha

 

[Anniston]

Redneck Pick-Up Lines

[SIZE=+0]1) Did you fart? Cuz ya shore blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya shore are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I cain't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" [/SIZE]
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

[SIZE=+0]9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.[/SIZE][SIZE=+0]

and.... the best for last! [/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0]13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.[/SIZE][SIZE=+0]
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