Another survey

[AnitaBeer]

Rules:
Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.

1.) Your name? Sheyanne
sheyanne isn't defined yet.

2.) Your age? 27
the age all rockstars die at.
(that's not true...I'm still alive lol)


3.) One of your friends? Leah
A unique individual who is always there for her friends. She is sometimes shy, and doesn't have complete confidence in herself even though she should, she always seems to know the right thing to say. She worry's just a lil too much, but always about the important things she needs to just take things a lil more in stride XD. Leah = pretty and thin eventhough she may not think so.

4.) What should you be doing? Working
A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.

5.) Favorite color? Pink
slang reference to the vajayjay

6.) Birthplace? Gordon
When someone continuously steals someone else's lines and claims them as their own, even if they have no clue what it means.

7.) Month of your birth? September
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

8.) Last person you talked to? Jeremy
A guy who is smart and has a big penor. HAHAHAHA I love that one.

9.) One of your nicknames? Shey
a shorter way to tell somebody to SHUTUP.

 

[Anie]

1.) Your name? Stephanie

Stephanie is very nice and caring towards everyone and she always has a smile on her face no matter what and even though she doesnt know it she is very beautiful and smart.

2.) Your age? 22

The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together (too true, lol)

3.) One of your friends? Serena

Beautiful girl, loves the outdoors; fishing, hiking, camping, horseback riding, sports, ect. Very strong, independant woman, knows how to get what she wants. Very smart and classy, almost perfect smile. Her best feature is her eyes. More of a 'Country girl' then a 'City Slicker'

4.) What should you be doing? Cleaning

The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.

5.) Favorite color? Blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

6.) Birthplace? Edmonton

very cool city, less sluts than calgary, but the "city of champions" thing is old and dumb. but a nice university, lots of scientific types, etc., and better clubs than calgary.

7.) Month of your birth? March

Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.

8.) Last person you talked to? Audrey

A hot girl who always makes me laugh. Any guy would be lucky to date her. She's also a good athlete and will always make you smile. Yes, a troublemaker, but who cares. Love her!

9.) One of your nicknames? It's Anie but I wrote Annie in the site...

greek name: (meaning) gorgeous, kindhearted, rebelious, gentle towards others.

 

[Springsteen]

Name - Stefan

A sex machine some may call him. Usually has bitches talking about how good looking he is and how badly they want to suck his dick and have him cum in their eye.

(I'm not kidding, Urban Dictionary: stefan < proof right there)

Age - 22

The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together

One of my friends - Carl

To throw up violently or in an exceptionally awkward or hilarious manner. Similar to a "Ralph" but funnier. There is a fine line of separation between a Ralph and a Carl, but where you tend to feel better after you Ralph, you feel equally bad after you Carl.

What should I be doing - Relaxing

The act of smoking cannibis.

Favourite Colour - Black

Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

Birthplace - Manchester

Manchester is a city with a population of 400,00, making it England's 6th largest city.

Month of my Birthday - November

The month in which the most babies are born. And which, by chance, is exactly nine months after February.

Last Person I spoke to - Sharon

Somebody that is amazingly beautiful, funny, kind, and outstanding.

One of my nicknames - Bob


Battery Operated Boyfriend as in a vibrator

 

[jassilem]

1.) Your name? Melissa
Melissa is a Greek name.
In Greek, it means "honey bee."
In Persian, it means "red rose."
The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete."
In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.
Melissa is a princess name.


2.) Your age? 28
The number 28 means to titty bite. The number 2 is meant to look like a jaw while the 8 being titties.


3.) One of your friends? Connie
short nickname for constance also a friendly person.

4.) What should you be doing? Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.


5.) Favorite color? Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

6.) Birthplace? Montague
To be backed-over repeatedly by one's own family member or close friend in a larger than average automobile such as a truck or van, in an attempt to crush the pestilential form of life residing in the still breathing carcass unaware of its own inevitable demise


7.) Month of your birth? July
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born


8.) Last person you talked to? Jim
A slang term used to discreetly refer to a man's erection. The owner of the Jim may or may not realize he's standing at attention - you can either try to save his dignity or point and laugh. The term is often used in the company of women or others that are not privy to its true meaning.


9.) One of your nicknames? sweets
term of endearment; my lover

 

[Siphorous]

Your name? Gurmeet

Very charming and sexy, but a big time hater. Never returns your phone calls or emails cause he's just too busy with work!


Your age? 39

The act of doggy style, hitting it from the back ferociously, sliding up to the bumper in order to saddle up and ride. Other variations include pterodactyl and is based on doggy style. Phallus can be inserted into anus or vagina. True 39ing normally includes a great deal of screaming. Blood flow may ensue. 39ing never includes homosexuals queer(s) and faggot(s).


One of your friends? Marissa

Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangen and/or extremely fuckable. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection..
Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.


What should you be doing? Emmerdale

emmerdale isn't defined yet, but these are close:

1. dingle
Sorry little inbreed with a low IQ. This sort of person normally resides in such small towns as Hythe where everyone sleeps with everyone else. Dingle also refers to family on the UK TV Program (soap) Emmerdale.


Favourite colour? Green

yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?


Birthplace? Dudley

Dudley is located in heart of the Black Country and is mainly populated by slappers, chavs, and dole dossers. There is nothing to do in Dudley except go to the stupid zoo, or take a trip to Merry Hell (Merry Hill). And if the sound of doing either of those things bores you, you can always drop into one of the 1,000,000 dingy-arse pubs where they'll serve you a warm pint of shitty Banks's beer and a greasy bacon sarnie.


Month of your birth? May

may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away


Last person you talked to? Marcus

A man who takes huge dumps.


One of your nicknames? Gurm

a person who displays uncool, grovelling, embarassing, obsessive, inappropriate, or presumptuous behaviour in a way that oversteps boundaries or protocol, without realising that they're out of line.

 

[Siphorous]

*bump*

Could be interesting if others join in.

 

[Panacea]

8.) Last person you talked to? Jeremy
A guy who is smart and has a big penor. HAHAHAHA I love that one.

Oh I know a current member who is going to LOVE this :24:

 

[Abcinthia]

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[dancingpotato]

1.) Your name? Laurie

A very beautiful, intelligent, and amazing young lady. Charming young men are bewitched by her loveliness.

2.) Your age? 25

The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.

3.) One of your friends? Claire

one who is unique, short, funny, and really clumsy. a unique independent person who knows how to have a great time, extremely funny and outgoing. she has lots of friends and is always there for them.

4.) What should you be doing? Nothing
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

5.) Favorite color? Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

6.) Birthplace? Edinburgh
Good place, nice city and great clubs. Opposite of Glasgow.

7.) Month of your birth? August

The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.

8.) Last person you talked to? Darrell

Kindhearted Soul - The sexiest man alive. If there is a God, he is God's gift to women. Definately the greastest kisser on the planet. A night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. He is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. *WARNING* Simply making eye contact with him may result in an orgasm on spot that's how amazing he is. If you have him, never let go. Loyal, hardworking, well hung, best friend.

9.) One of your nicknames? Lor
Means "lil"

It's the way "lil" is pronounced in Baltimore.

 

[satinbutterfly]

1.) Your name? Jennifer

a fun, outgoing person. generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. a person who never would just turn on people. a very good friend. someone you can trust. when she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.

2.) Your age? 32

also known as Trey Deuce, thirty two is the perfect age for wisdom. If a person is thirty two they have amassed plenty of life experience but not to the point of crapping your pants because you have 89 years of life experience.

Anybody who has lived to the age of 32 is bright enough not to perish young and young enough not to crap their pants

3.) One of your friends? Amy

to take, hold, or steal your heart. a person who is a soulmate. a good lover.

4.) What should you be doing? Working

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.

5.) Favorite color? Cobalt Blue
The blue color of a Skky Vodka Bottle

6.) Birthplace? Cincinnati
For God's Sakes, why can't ANYONE say anything POSITIVE about the Queen City? Lighten up! Cincinnati is not that bad you know. Sure maybe it does have its gangs and inner-city problems, and so-called "Right-Wing Activists", but so what? Regardless of what anybody says on this site, there are things to do in Cincinnati, the Reds are a popular team, chili is NOT the only food available in the city, and many major companies are based in this great town. So if you think that all the crime and gangs completely ruins Cincinnati, then obviously you haven't been paying attention to other major metropolitan cities: Detroit, MI; Gary, IN; Newark, NJ; Compton, CA; all prime examples. I love Cincinnati, so lay off the poor town.

7.) Month of your birth? September
THE BEST BIRTHDAY MONTH OF THE YEAR!
IN JANUARY PEOPLE GET DRUNK AND COLD. AND NINE MONTHS LATER IN SEPTEMBER AN ABUNDANCE OF BABIES ARE BORN!

8.) Last person you talked to? Laura
meaning 'from the laurel flower'
a beautiful name, in fact one of the best names ever.

9.) One of your nicknames? Scarecrow
When playing gears of war 2, your teammate leaves you to die in order to get a kill for himself, or just fleeing in general.

 

[rback33]

Oh I know a current member who is going to LOVE this :24:

WTF are you getting at? :unsure:


LMAO

 

[rback33]

1.) Your name? Jeremy

A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect". We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

2.) Your age? 34

Slang for anal sex, similar to 69 or 89. The 3 represents a butt while the 4 represents the top vie of a man holding his penis towards the butt-hole. I'm gonna let my boyfriend 34 me this thursday.

3.) One of your friends? Lindon

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	a guy who happens to be really popular for an unknown reason i was lindon today cos i had so many damn friends coming up and saying hi to me

4.) What should you be doing? Working

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience. "No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late."

5.) Favorite color? Blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

6.) Birthplace? Lyons

The last name of only the finest, smartest and most beautiful people in North America and Europe. it is also one of the biggest cities in Frog land Girl 1: look at that hot piece of man! Girl 2: Wow! he must be a Lyons!

7.) Month of your birth? October

the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron. and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it My birth month is in October.

8.) Last person you talked to? Keri


One of the beautiful people. Always put together very well. Always wears makeup,smells good and always has bling bling on her neck. Keris have huge boobs and are not afraid to show them! If you meet a Keri kiss her feet because you are in the presence of a real life princess!Keris love attention and love to hear they are beautiful because they are!
Did you see that girl trying to be a Keri? She was wearing makeup, bling blingin it and had her boobs hanging out of her shirt!?

Other:There is only one true Keri is this world that can pull off being a Keri!

9.) One of your nicknames? Whizbang

adj. - 1. a) extremely skillful or ideal. Closely similar to sweet.
Can also be used in the form on "whizbangin'".

noun - 2. a) something that holds an explosive amount of success, skill or effectiveness b) a tiny firecracker that makes a small whizzing noise before going off with a BANG
"Dude, that rock concert was definately whizbang."

 

[darkcgi]

1.) Your name? Donny
Donny isn't defined yet.


2.) Your age? 39
The act of doggy style, hitting it from the back ferociously, sliding up to the bumper in order to saddle up and ride.
Other variations include pterodactyl and is based on doggy style. Phallus can be inserted into anus or vagina.
True 39ing normally includes a great deal of screaming. Blood flow may ensue. 39ing never includes homosexuals queer(s) and faggot(s).


3.) One of your friends? Harley
The most beautiful girl on the face of the Earth.
Her icy blue eyes make your heart melt and her perfect smile and giddy laughter will make you happy no matter what.
Harley cares about everything, no matter how much she might deny it.
You just can't help but fall in love with her.


4.) What should you be doing? Movies

a case of diarrhea (refers to a bowel movement)
I haven't had a case of the movies since I was little.


5.) Favorite color? Blue
sad a color, as in the sky or oceans.
The weather has got me feeling blue.
The shirt I am wearing is blue.


6.) Birthplace? Centralia, IL
Once of great historical value, this town has suffered great losses. It has basically become a big, drug-dealing parking lot. No one really important has come from here, except James Brady (google with Ronald Reagan), Gary Gaetti, and some other guy from nearby. If it was that important, I'd remember his name.
The only things to look forward to is their crappy Fourth of July carnival, which brings out all the carnies and skanks from deep in the city. That and our Balloon Fest. I'll defend the Balloon Fest. That's tight.
The really ironic part is, there is a sign that says "Centralia: Your Oppurtuniy." Even though there is none whatsoever.
Often referred to as "The Guilla" by wanna-be homeboys, don't let anything fool you. Stay far away from this town.
Yo, man! Let's go down to The Guilla!
Don't you mean Centralia, the armpit of the world?
(my own opinion yes its true this place is boring amongst the best)


7.) Month of your birth? March
Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool.
All people born in March are true inspirations, have imaginations that run wild and are go-getters. The month in which all of the true gangsters were born!
The month in which all sexy, drop dead gorgeous women are born.
Jessicas are usually born in March.


8.) Last person you talked to? Grayson
A rare name that means "sexy mofo" very funny he is about 350lbs+

9.) One of your nicknames? duke
To take a shit, typically a large one. You generally have to spend a few extra minutes more than normal to fully recover from this one.
Hey, Frank, you go on without me; I gotta take a duke. I'll meet you guys there when I'm done.


it really was originated from john wayne

 

[rback33]

LMAO at Duke Donny...

 

[darkcgi]

my stepdad loved to watch john wayne and all the western black and whites
and he called me duke

 

[HK]

8.) Last person you talked to? Keri

One of the beautiful people. Always put together very well. Always wears makeup,smells good and always has bling bling on her neck. Keris have huge boobs and are not afraid to show them! If you meet a Keri kiss her feet because you are in the presence of a real life princess!Keris love attention and love to hear they are beautiful because they are!
Did you see that girl trying to be a Keri? She was wearing makeup, bling blingin it and had her boobs hanging out of her shirt!?

Other:There is only one true Keri is this world that can pull off being a Keri!

And to think I assumed Urban Dictionary was just a pack of lies!


:24: :24: :24:

 

[AnitaBeer]

HAHA
Nice bump Springers!

 

[freakofnature]

3.) One of your friends? Serena

Beautiful girl, loves the outdoors; fishing, hiking, camping, horseback riding, sports, ect. Very strong, independant woman, knows how to get what she wants. Very smart and classy, almost perfect smile. Her best feature is her eyes. More of a 'Country girl' then a 'City Slicker'

:eek I never saw this when it was originally posted. :willy_nilly: I'm calling shenanigans.

 

[Natasha]

1) Your name? Natasha
The most beautiful, smart and perfectly delecta-licious-mazing, uber delicious double chocolate-chip cookie dough square of a girl all wrapped in super pumpkin-spice awesomeness! :]

2) Your age? 35
A drink popular in the western US. It refers to a roughly an equal mix of a dry or complex red wine (a cab, for example) and Southern Comfort. The name originates from the exact alcohol content the bartender should achieve for this drink, since over 35% often tastes too sweet, while under 35% tastes like expensive wine. Some people liken a properly mixed 35 to a grape Jollie Rancher, while others say it is more like prune juice. Either way, it is much better than it sounds.

3) One of your friends? Elizabeth
The most awesome, random, best frend ever!!!!! (yes i spelled that wrong on purpose)

4) What should you be doing? Working
A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.

5) Favorite color? Green
1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.

6) Birthplace? Macon
The kid that knows what he's doing. Smart, ambitious, really good looking, and modest. He's that "perfect guy" with the beautiful girlfriend. He's good at everything, everybody wants to be his friend, and typically, he's the one that embodies every quality everybody wants. Mr. Suave.

7) Month of your birth? June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.

8) Last person you talked to? Jason (my Corporal)
greatest friend a person could ever ask for. funny, cute, and a great kisser. responsible and won't take advantage of anyone. great personality. can be quiet or look stoned, but can laugh a lot if you tickle them in the perfect spot. Any girl would be lucky to have them as a boyfriend

9) One of your nicknames? Tasha
looking good, very stunning and always glowing
a tasha is a beautiful creature who gets alot of unknown attention

 

[AnitaBeer]

1.) Your name? Sheyanne
pretty, smart, nice! very respectful and very easy to talk to! she is the bestest friend ever!!!

2.) Your age? 29
The age at which most women stop aging (or so they say!


3.) One of your friends? Leah
A synonym for soul-mate. A Leah is definitely the kind of person everyone needs one of. Leah's are incredibly compassionate and caring to their lover. Leah's mean everything to the person they love and are loved the same way in return.

4.) What should you be doing? Sleeping
something you never get enough of once you hit the age of 15

5.) Favorite color? Pink

A word girls wear written across their butts.

6.) Birthplace? Gordon

A great friend. Always trying to make you laugh. Makes you sad when hes sad. makes you happy when youre happy. He's like a drug you cant get enough of. you will never forget him no matter how much you try. You miss him right after you saw him. He makes the girls go crazy. Easy to fall in love with. A best friend. Someone you dont want out of your life. Really cute and athletic. smart. funny. and a sweetheart.

7.) Month of your birth? September
THE BEST BIRTHDAY MONTH OF THE YEAR!

8.) Last person you talked to? My kids
OMG OMG OMG hahahaha WTH

Sperm, possibly numbered in the realm of one million or more "kids" who become victims of whores mouths and often die upon contact with air after being ejaculated.

9.) One of your nicknames? Shey - This one didn't change.
a shorter way to tell somebody to SHUTUP.