An open letter to...

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Aly
I miss you today!
Tom

 

[jassilem]

Dear Snow,

Go away...

Please....

Cold Canuck

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Alyssa
I hope all is well! I
was suprised when
you sent me that text
last night.
Call me
Tom

 

[NuckingFuts]

Hours later:


Dear Alyssa
I know that you
will be just fine you
are a very strong, sought after
person.

Ilove you
Tom

 

[Jessica]

Dear self

Only limited to FIVE PMs...that is so not fair

and I deleted all the messages I wanted!!!!!!!!! :mad

ugh I am having a bad day

ME

 

[jassilem]

Dear Older than dirt furnace,

Prepare to meet your maker..

Move it on over.. you new better replacement should be installed on the 7th...

Your Frozen Canuck!

 

[Thornless]

Dear Jessica,

:lala:

Love,
Thorny

 

[Jessica]

Dear Thornless

whatever.

I still think 5 is too small. why can I only have 5 messages just because I'm a minor?????

--Jessica

 

[MoonOwl]

Dear Jessica,

If you keep whining about things you cannot change you may find yourself in Veronica's bad graces.

Perhaps you should take the hint and tread lightly for awhile?

Just a thought,

-OldeBagge

 

[Jessica]

Dear self

now I can't upload any more pics!

What does that have to do with my safety? only 5 PM limit, I cant go invisible, and now this

Gosh

Me

 

[MMMMatilde]

I'm glad that we've started talking.

Life is a bit more interesting now


Matilde xoxo

 

[Codrus]

dear anonymous:

why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself

signed: anonymous

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Anonymous,

One has more fun not playing such a game.....
particularly when one is two.

Suggestively yours,
Me

 

[MMMMatilde]

To the members of Offtopicz,

Thank you for taking me back in. I went through a big life change and I'm not so uptight anymore.

I'm glad you all don't hate me.


Matilde xoxo

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Matilde xoxo,

You were missed.... not hated.

RedRyder

 

[Staci]

dear mv

you were taken from us so suddenly!
i hope that you are happy and peaceful on the other side
your warming smile and 'yankee' voice will never be forgotten
understand that you made a HUGE impact on your 37 years here!

missing you the most right now
fw

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear FW,
I'm so sorry for your loss.
And your letter was so sweet!
<3 Shey

Tildi,
I gotta admit we didn't talk much before, but you've still always been cool in my book of epic coolness!
Welcome back
Shey

 

[Dakota Jim]

Dear Sears Catalog

Please soup up your ladies undies section. Many years ago I could get a raging erection just looking through the panties and bras. I had abandoned your catalog for years but recently came across a new copy. I eagerly turned to the appropriate pages only to note.......nothing. What are you doing differently now from when I was 13?

Awaiting your reply with a hopeless look on my face, Jim

 

[AnitaBeer]

Oh and of course...
Dear OTz
You all roxorz...
my soxorz...
you have to try harder if you want to rock other things.
Sincerely,
MEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Taralynn]

Dearly beloved posters,

I don't have much of a clue as to the inside stuff but I must say you guys are the best! I really love you all. Shagging to anybody interested will be performed in reppage. And Jim? Get a Veeectoria's Secret catalog. You'll blow a gasket looking at that shit!

I love you one and all,

Tara