An open letter to...

[USF Sam]

Dear Mrs. Doggy Poet,


About your puppy
It's seems he's strayed
A Ryder of Red,
He wishes to lay

Come away with me
My Goddess divine
Sit upon my lap
Rest your head; recline.


- Subservient Sam

 

[canidae]

Dear Goddess,

Oh how do I start, what do I say
It's because of your love that I'm still here today

And when things go wrong and it all seems a test
You come through again, you're simply the best

And I see our friend Sam has invited himself in
To this thread we all read, much to my chagrin

It's too bad his attempts at seeking your hand
Will result in no less than getting him banned

For I know you my Goddess as well as one can
And I know you picked me to be your one man

So Sam can go on and try as he might
But I am not worried and I won't feel the slight

For you are my wife and my only true love
And with you my life is like Heaven above

Your dog

 

[USF Sam]

Dear Goddess,

Oh how do I start, what do I say
It's because of your love that I'm still here today

And when things go wrong and it all seems a test
You come through again, you're simply the best

And I see our friend Sam has invited himself in
To this thread we all read, much to my chagrin

It's too bad his attempts at seeking your hand
Will result in no less than getting him banned

For I know you my Goddess as well as one can
And I know you picked me to be your one man

So Sam can go on and try as he might
But I am not worried and I won't feel the slight

For you are my wife and my only true love
And with you my life is like Heaven above

*wipes away a tear*

That was beautiful...

My work here is done.

 

[Goddess]

Dear Subservient Sam,

I thank you for your concern
but by now you should have discerned
that Doggie has the freedom to play -
and given such, never does truly stray.

I appreciate your invitation
but given the above situation
I must decline your offer
as your reasoning is not proper.

Mrs. DP

 

[RedRyder]

Dear RR,

I too am enjoying your wit and your class
In the way that you write and the shape of your . . . erm . . . sentences *phew*

so anyway . . .

I am eager to learn your tricks and your way
I shall do you no harm and be quick to obey

There might come a time when things go astray
But fear not my good lady . . . you'll like it that way :ninja

DS

Dear DS,

The commands I may say might be sit, come, and stay..
The rewards will be many when together we play.

So venture to my parlor and show me attention,
Endlessly I will guide without any aggression.

Pantingly yours,
RedRyder

Dear Red and Canidae,

I am being quite entertained, it must be said
by the witticisms exchanged by you in this thread.

Please do carry on, as you make me smile
and wish to join in, at least for a while!

Goddess

Dear Goddess,

A true sport you happen to be,
Lending your man temporarily.

I'll handle him with gloves of leather,
Showing him kindness and lots of pleasure.

RedRyder

 

[canidae]

Dear RR,

I like those commands, especially one :ninja
I shall comply until we are done

With my wife you are friends
And this can be good
The fun never ends
With three . . . if you could

But I must take a break
As my dogs need be fed
And then out to dinner
By my wife I'll be led

I would like to continue
At some point yet to come
Our banter and play
before I . . . succumb

DS

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Beloved,

I'm here for anything you need.

XOXO,
Satin

 

[Tyler Durden]

Dear Lady,

Your grace and manner in a storm is just what I needed
Thank you for making me smile for the 1st time today

TD X

 

[Goddess]

Dear Kidlet,

You've been a very good boy today. You're so thoughtful and sweet, and I love you to the moon and back.

Love,
Mommy

 

[canidae]

Dear Mommy,

And I love you 4 to the 66th

Love,

Kidlet

 

[jassilem]

Dear Jamie,

Please turn your computer off and pay attention to us.

Love
Sweets

 

[AUDRAA]

Dear life,
What in the hell?
Id appreciate not being the brunt of a cruel joke anymore
Just sayin,
~A

 

[cam elle toe]

Dear Aaudra

Thinking of you
Chin up, you sound down
Hoping things get better

Elle

 

[USF Sam]

Dear Windy,

Thanks for always being there.
Your warmth, your love and your kindness makes the world a better place.
Not just for me, but for so many others.
It's an honor to know you.


Love,

Toto

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear mom

I am writing this on such a special
day. With great sadness in my heart.
The doctors tell us that we dont have
much time left together. I want you to
know that I love you, and always have!

I havent always been the greatest kid.
but I have taken alot of what you have
tried to teach me, and learned from it.

It seem's like this will be our last Mothers
day together. Which is why I have such
sadness. But we will make the best of this
day, and the days to come!

Love always
Tom

 

[AUDRAA]

ummm yeah that made me cry

 

[Goddess]

Me too.

 

[NoRetuRn]

Dear Fat Guy,
Stop leaning on my car... your gonna dent it...

With all the love,
Sebastian

 

[Staci]

dear fuzzletts

thanks for making me feel so special
and for always being there.
you 4 are the best things to ever happen to me

love
mom

 

[NoRetuRn]

dear fuzzwifers,

I just Figured out what your avatar is... lol

from,
NoRetuRn