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RedRyder

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Dear Sun Dog,

Winter is always kept at bay,
when lover's games you often play.

Bring lots of raincoats.... Just sayin' ;)
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Sam
her and I have been on the phone all night
wait until you get to work tomorrow
there is a pretty pink slip on your desk
~A


Dear Dark Mistress,

You and my boss should swap recipes for boiled virgin testicles.

I'm sure she could give you a couple of tips for seasoning.


Shriveledly Yours-

Sam
 

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Dear Sam-O,

I owe you a debt of thanks

Your constant salivating over my wife has made me realize my own inattentiveness towards her

Thank you for making me aware of this

Problem solved :thumbup

You are now free to go about your business :nod:

Guard Dog
 

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Dear Self,

Awesome Job..

That was really good news...

Now just to keep doing that..

Pleasantly shocked
MelissaJ
 

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Dear Toto,

You are so good to me. You make me smile, feel special, loved and adored.
I will miss you terribly throughout the weekend.

Love you,
Dorothy
 

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Dear Sam-O,

I owe you a debt of thanks

Your constant salivating over my wife has made me realize my own inattentiveness towards her

Thank you for making me aware of this

Problem solved :thumbup

You are now free to go about your business :nod:

Guard Dog


Dear Mutt,

Fat chance.

Hand her over.


Hugs and Cuddles-

Sam
 

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Dear Red,

The games I play are cold and dark,
like frozen Winter in the park.

Bring a Parka, wherever he is :confused

By-tor
 

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Dear By-tor,

Playing in the park you see,
Isn't safe with a girl like me.

If I can't find a Parka, bring your own Peter.....
Said the spider for Ms Ryder... hoping he could eat her.

Frightened all the way,
RedRyder
 

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Dear RedSpyder,

Safety is not a concern for me,
I like the danger to some degree

My Peter comes with me as all can see,
For how else would I go when I need to pee :eek

The spider is now you . . . you see :ninja

Spidog
 

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Dear Spidog,

98.6 Ain't enough for kicks,
Turn it up several licks,
And then we'll see.....
Will you be the one to scream..... mercy?


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Dear RedRyder,

If you want the heat
And like it extreme

Be sure to mistreat
And we'll see who'll scream :nod:

DogSpyder
 

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Dear DogSpyder,

Bwahahahaha....
I'm lovin' your style and use of technique
In the manner in writing the words that you speak.

Rydin' the Red might cause you some concern,
But dog I've got tricks that you'll want to learn. :D

RedRyder
 

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Dear RR,

I too am enjoying your wit and your class
In the way that you write and the shape of your . . . erm . . . sentences *phew*

so anyway . . .

I am eager to learn your tricks and your way
I shall do you no harm and be quick to obey

There might come a time when things go astray
But fear not my good lady . . . you'll like it that way :ninja

DS ;)
 

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Dear Red and Canidae,

I am being quite entertained, it must be said
by the witticisms exchanged by you in this thread.

Please do carry on, as you make me smile
and wish to join in, at least for a while!

Goddess
 
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