An open letter to...

[RedRyder]

Dear Zorak,

Ah ha! That was a very good explanation of the C word usage on a man! Sort of like calling a man a P word! (Think cat!)

Now it all comes together!

I have lived near a cave, but not in one, so don't be alarmed at my occasional lack of knowledge on certain words and their use!

RedRyder

 

[Roxi]

Dear Red,

You are a very goodz girl i can tell..

Roxi

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Roxi,

We can start a goodz girl club!
What requirements are necessary?

RedRyder


Note to notebook: Hide Playgirl magazines and toys!

 

[Roxi]

Dear Red,

LMAO your memo things crack me up lol....
Requirement's hmmmm will have to think about those

Roxi

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Roxi,

Not sure where that notebook came from, but when I found it, I really got attached to it!
I'm liking it!

Yes... Let's think about the requirements some more!

RedRyder



Note to notebook: Requirement #1 - Must be a girl! Requirement #2 - Boys included at all times!

 

[Natasha]

Dear Roxi,

I am sorry about your cookies HOWEVER they did not have your name on them so I thought they were up for grabs.

My apologies,

The Cookie Monster

 

[Keight]

Dear Tash

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaa :24:
thats Funny as hell!

Kate

 

[Maulds]

Dear OTZ,

I am gone,
but I'll come back when the debate is over

Fair and Balanced,
Maulds

 

[Keight]

Dear Maulds

What debate?
Im Lost

Kate

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Anyone,
back here!
~PJ~

 

[amanqin]

dear wookiegirl:
thank u for finding suck a bloddy intersting thread.
urs
sincerely

 

[Maulds]

Dear Maulds

What debate?
Im Lost

Kate

Dear Keight

The Presidential Candidates Debate
Obama vs. McCain


I'm Maulds and I approve this message

 

[pjbleek]

Maulds,
how was the debate?
~PJ~

 

[Maulds]

PJ Bleeek,

It was good, they mixed it up more than I expected. Pretty spicy at times. both parties will claim victory, but they both did well.


Official Keith Olbermann hater,
Maulds

 

[dustsped]

Dear Dust -

You couldn't be sweeter if they dipped you in sugar!

Hope you're having a great day!

J

PS: everyone else don't puke up your cornflakes on the sentiment...but I meant it!

Dear BC,

Have a wonderful weekend!

Hope to talk soon and have more chuckles from you!

Dust.

 

[Leah Love]

Dear Leah,

I am British, this much is true, but i am unsure of where you get the "hwt" impression from. I am far from that.
But, in aid of orgasm, I will talk for food, with my apparantly sexy accent, since no doubt I am a middle class public school boy (i am not however) I have the arcehtypal accent to make the wetness spread

With much love,
Zorak,

Dear Zorak,

Where I get the “hawt” impression? Oh… I mean Zero, Zorak, don’t be so hard on yourself. I did see your profile pic and even though it is rather dark I still think yer cute -- wait is that a smoke in your right hand?! Tsk, tsk.
And what’s wrong with “middle class public school boy”? I’m lower middle class public school girl myself and you don’t see me retreating in my nutty nut shell. I don’t have a reason to, and nor do you.

So, now that I have polished your ego… let me hear your British accent laced voice (if it’s deep then you’ll have me at “hello” lol) and I’ll feed you now then cook for you later

Lustfully,
Leah

 

[Natasha]

Dear Open Letter Thread,

How the fuck did you grow 20 plus pages while I was gone!?!?!? Jeez, how's a girl supposed to catch up!?!?!?

Seriously,

Natasha

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Dear C word,

I think you get a bum rap. You don't offend me and I'd much rather hear you than "cooter" any ole day. Plus, if I couldn't use you I wouldn't be able to properly discuss the likes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, or Casey Anthony (ughhhhhhhhh...the C word is too nice for that one!!!).

Sincerely,

Not a C-word
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Dear Casey Anthony,

How about trying the truth??? I hope someone has the guts to do to you what I'd like to. Children are PRECIOUS and if you didn't want her you could've given her away. Go fulfill your purpose in life and continue to be the cum dumpster that you apparently are...cunt.

Fuck off (and take your equally cuntish mom w/ you),

Someone who should apologize for using the C-word for those it offended (SORRY)

 

[NRobles]

Dear OTZ members,
I'm going to miss you. thank you all for your kind words and support for the time i was here. Keep on being sweet, kind people.
xoxox
me

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Dear Maulds,

That was an intriguing debate....I'm still not voting for one of them...

It's simple, the only time I got to double tap a vote.....Was that time in Florida:ninja


OKay not really but yanno

Regards,
Dirty South

 

[Roxi]

Dear Roxi,

I am sorry about your cookies HOWEVER they did not have your name on them so I thought they were up for grabs.

My apologies,

The Cookie Monster

Dear Cookie Monster....

Gimmie my bloody cookies back..!!!

Roxi