An open letter to...

[RedRyder]

Dear Roxi,

Invite him!
Gotta have awesome cookies!

RedRyder

 

[Roxi]

Dear Red,

He is on my List.... We also have to invite PJ otherwise he may cry, just make sure he gets Skittles...

Roxi

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Roxi,

PJ for sure! I'll get the Skittles too!
Why not invite everyone!?!
Don't want anyone to feel left out now do we?

RedRyder




Note to notebook: Ask boss for another raise even though yesterday's was generous! Invite boss too! Will need lots of beer and a room to put him!

 

[Roxi]

Dear Red,

Sure lets me it a OTZ end of the world due to bunny domination party.... And when things get really bad cause of lack of food we can just ya no cut off a leg here or there lol....

As for your boss... We will get him so drunk that you end up making more than he does.. moo ha ha

Roxi

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Roxi,

Bunnies don't eat nachos, so we'll be good to go indefinitely!

As for my boss.... Sounds like a plan!

RedRyder




Note to notebook: Bring camera to get goods on boss once he's loaded! Remember to load the camera too!

 

[Roxi]

Dear Red,

All we need is a chair some duct tape and a closet...

Roxi

 

[Zorak]

Dear Wooks,

I was bad today. Been all over he board and made a move on Zorak in the “OH?” thread (because I think he’s hwt and because he’s British and I could orgasm form their accent ).
I await my punishment.

Remorsefully,
Leah

Dear Leah,

I am British, this much is true, but i am unsure of where you get the "hwt" impression from. I am far from that.
But, in aid of orgasm, I will talk for food, with my apparantly sexy accent, since no doubt I am a middle class public school boy (i am not however) I have the arcehtypal accent to make the wetness spread

With much love,
Zorak,

 

[wednesday]

Dear Ladies/Gents.....n Evan.

I am going to retire to slumber..

(OOH n Zorak dont talk wet...your hawt!!!!<,trust me im british)

Goodnight, godbless....and sweet dreamz
Wedz

 

[Roxi]

Dear Leah,

I am British, this much is true, but i am unsure of where you get the "hwt" impression from. I am far from that.
But, in aid of orgasm, I will talk for food, with my apparantly sexy accent, since no doubt I am a middle class public school boy (i am not however) I have the arcehtypal accent to make the wetness spread

With much love,
Zorak,

Dear Zorak,

*cough cough* What is wrong with being middle class public school child.....

Roxi

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Wedz,

Slumber in peace!

RedRyder

 

[Zorak]

Dear Roxi,

Oh, I am sure nothing.
Apart from all the cunts.

Z.

 

[Roxi]

Dear Roxi,

Oh, I am sure nothing.
Apart from all the cunts.

Z.

Dear Z,

Well i am not a C ... i think im rather nice...

Roxi

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Roxi and Zorak,

I also am not a C!

That is a disgusting word though Just saying!!

RedRyder

 

[Roxi]

Dear Red,

lol i hate that word hence why i typed the C
I is clever moo ha ha

Roxi

 

[Zorak]

Dear Roxi and Red,

I apologise humbly.
It's one of my favourite words, and if I use it in future, I again apologise most profusely. And I will limit my usage of it from now on

With most sincere apologies,
Zorak.

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Roxi,

I followed your cleverness!
What I would like to know is why do guys get called the C word?
In my neck of the woods it is always used to describe certain women.

RedRyder




Note to notebook: Sitting and pondering the C word and its unusual use at times!

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Zorak,

You have gone up many many notches on my notch calculator that I have stashed in my very handy little notebook!

*Hugs*

RedRyder




Note to notebook: Place many many notches next to Zorak's name!

 

[Roxi]

Dear Red,

I have no clue why men are called that.. i have only ever used that word 3 times in my whole life...
Im a good girl hehehe

Roxi





Dear Z,

You are forgiven love..

Roxi

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Roxi,

I have never had use for the C word. I prefer the F word myself!
Sounds cleaner than the C word and shows more force than the S word of which I don't use nearly as often as the D word!
I also am a good girl.

RedRyder




Note to notebook: Find a better use for the alphabet!

 

[Zorak]

Dear Roxi and Red (again)

You are too kind, I am not deserved of your forgiveness so readily.

And in answer to your questions, it might be that C is the last taboo word, and us men like nothing better than to really insult each other, so C is the best bet.

Z.