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Dear sunrise,

you are beautiful...does that mean its going to rain later? as the old saying goes red sky at night sailors delight red sky in the morn sailor be warned... and its usually right every time i have been sailing. But all the same you are quite lovely.

Admiring,
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Dear tea bag,

I wish you were loose leaves as I like loose tea much better. You would brew much quicker and have more taste without that paper taste tea bags give off.


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Dear paper boy,

why do you step on my plants...do you not realize there IS a path and I will have to yell at you the next time I se you do that again.

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Dear Elsa,

this feels like talking to yourself. ...but I'm bored and I have time to kill because I got up be fore my alarm...because I couldn't sleep...because the puppy work me...because i then started to think about money...and stress out...and then...oh shut the fuck up and go drink your tea.

Ya self.
 

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Dear Mystic...

I hope you are not offended but im lmfao @ your lovely letter...especially that the dog works you!!!

Hugs n kisses.
Wedz
 

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dear wedz,

laugh away...she does work me...bloody bitch work me up twice last night to go out for a pee...

I'm knackered... just going to wait for me son to go off to school then I think I'll ahve a bit of a sleep...THAT IF the phone doesn't ring off the hook.

how's ya mum?

*hugs*
one of your many wives.
 

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Dear typo monster,

fuck off...i am tired and you need to leave my fingers alone so they can type the correct word.

k thanks,
sleepy.
 

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Dear Mystic,
Lmfao...bless your heart..

Mum is ok, ive contacted the police station this morning with my "i mean business" head on...and hopefully things will be resolved asap...if not, i have a stun gun and im not afraid to see someone pee.

Your loving wife
Wedz x
 

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Dear Mystic.

Omg so we did....
I think it was me psychologically thinking id like to see you pee....

That is all
Wedz
 

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dear Wedz,

....ermmm...yeah...ahhh... turn the tap on it helps.

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Dear E,

Yeah we so did eh...thats like..omg...

K cool,
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Dear E.....

You may watch me pee if you like...though i cant promise it wont lead to a number two.

Yours sincerely,
Wedz
 

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Dear Stupid Doctors,
Please stop cutting me open.. and if you really must, stop cutting me open for one thing and then telling me you found "something else" .. how many "something elses" can there be for crying out loud?!?!?!?
grrrrrrrrr.....
Pissed Off Patient
 
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