An open letter to...

[Covey]

Why would you call me a........



Twat:yuk:24:

Dear TWIT

is that you in apt 16

if so.....please cease and decist using all the water

k

thnks

C


see, twat, twit......its just a vowel :24:

 

[skyblue]

dear mr stella artois

sell it cheaper and i can drink more of it

ian

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear otz peeps,

i'm emotional and cranky today
so if i get snippy, i probably don't mean it.

xoxo,
wook

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear mr. wookie,

i love you
go suck a lemon
you sour pussed mother fucker
you're fucking with my mojo

xoxo
wook

 

[skyblue]

dear wookie

a good session in bed cures all

ian

 

[Mystic]

Why would you call me a........



Twat:yuk:24:

Dear not a twat,:24:

you don't like twat?:ninja

where has your....oh nvm...:ninja:yuk

Hey...loook over there....ermmm... moony's naked.:eek



Causing a quick distraction to run away,
Elsa

PS, twats a funny word.

 

[Covey]

Dear Wookster

Come let me cuddle you

it will make you feel better

<3

wifey #2

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Dear not a twat,:24:

you don't like twat?:ninja

where has your....oh nvm...:ninja:yuk

Hey...loook over there....ermmm... moony's naked.:eek



Causing a quick distraction to run away,
Elsa

PS, twats a funny word.

Dear Mystic,

I love wimmenz, and honestly......

I wanna tackle Cloe


E

 

[Mystic]

Dear Mystic,

I love wimmenz, and honestly......

I wanna tackle Cloe


E

Dear Cloe,

Go here -------> X and don't move.

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Dear not a twat,

X marks the spot

Always helpful,
Evil E

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear moony,

thanks wifey
i will be fun and witty
after i go blow my nose
and stop being a sally

xoxo,
wook

 

[Mystic]

dear moony,

thanks wifey
i will be fun and witty
after i go blow my nose
and stop being a sally

xoxo,
wook

Dear Wookie,

Mr bat can be hired out.

wuv one of your wives,
wife number 1.

 

[Covey]

Dear to whom it may concern


I am now standing on X


and not moving :ninja

C

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Dear Whom It May Concern,

I am now licking X.

Smittingly,
BB

 

[Covey]

Dear BB

I am STANDING on X

Please cleans your tongue before proceeding

k thnks.

C

 

[skyblue]

dear national lottery

please let me hit the jackpot so i can host an all expenses paid otz party

ian

 

[Covey]

dear national lottery

please let me hit the jackpot so i can host an all expenses paid otz party

ian

DITTO

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear mystic,

thank you babes
i will be better
when my hubby pulls his head out his ass

xoxoxo,
wook

p.s. i might need that bat to assist him in that process

 

[Zorak]

Dear National Trust,

Sorry for sneaking into your places of interest. And while I understand you have to pay for the upkeep of these locations of historical and/or natural importance, I will not pay to do so myself.
I admire the work you do, however I think such access should be free to any English person.

best regards,
Z

 

[dustsped]

Dear Elsa,

Haven't talked to you in a while...hope things are well.

Dustin

 

[Mystic]

Dear Elsa,

Haven't talked to you in a while...hope things are well.

Dustin

Dear Dustin,

Things are much better now, thanks. I'm quick to recover from sadness. I don't let stuff bother me for too long. Spent the day in me nighty, popping about the other day, but I'm bright a rain now. Its great when you can say piss on it to whats causing you pain....plus I have the best sense of humour around which I am famous for making myself laugh silly at times.

More then you were looking for in an answer,
Els