An open letter to...

[Wookiegirl]

dear poopy drawers,

there is no pooping in the nfl

now go clean up

handing you the charmin,
wook

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear tony romo,

can you please not start today?
that would be super.

losing her fantasy football game,
wook

 

[FeverentReverie]

Dear Monday,

I really am not looking forward to you

 

[RedRyder]

Dear FR,

Thankx for the reminder!

RedRyder



Making note in notebook: Change of plans. Cancel midnight rendezvous with JP. He's not answering his cell!

 

[FeverentReverie]

Dear RedRyder,

No problem, I hate mondays

 

[Keight]

Dear up tight people

you gotta get laid or at least masturbate

Love kate

 

[pjbleek]

Dear woman in parking lot,
those pants do NOT flatter you...makes your a$$ look much , much bigger

 

[RedRyder]

Dear A$$ Looker,

How do you think I feel?

Stretched to the limit,

Pants

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Pants,
why then did you tell her to put you on today?
~Witness to destruction~

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Witness to destruction,

I was torn from the hanger and by force crammed onto her large sized tush!

My threads are stretched beyond return! I will always look this way now!

Seamingly hurt,

Pants

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear packers defense,

hurt tony romo.
please

your #1 fan right now,
wooki

 

[dazner]

Dear Tony Romo,

Tear a new asshole in The Packers Defense, They deserve to be kicked in the ass......


The Number One Cowboys fan!


PS I better not see you Jessica Simpson you better go hide for the rest of the game...


13-6 yeah baby!

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear daz,

my fantasy team is playing against romo.
if he goes negative, it's good for me.
just this week, romo needs to be squished.
the cowboys can win
as long as romo gets no fantasy points.

not a hater,
wook

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear tony romo

i dun like you
or your girlfriend

rawr,
wook

 

[Natasha]

Dear 0530 hrs,

Would you get here already!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Signed,

Impatient

 

[SRC]

Dear SRC,

You really should be in bed, asleep. Not just sitting there on the PC.

Sincerely,
yourself

 

[Panic]

Dear balls on my chin,

Are you ticklish?

Your friend,
Panic

 

[Covey]

Dear Monday

Whats it feel like to be the most dispised day of the week?

yeah......sucks to be you.

K Thnks

C

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Dearest Wedz,

Let's make bebbehs, or at least go through the motions......

Regards,
BB@TW

 

[wednesday]

Dearest Evan..

I am sterile, but motions sound good........

Your hopefully wedz.