An open letter to...

[Boomer]

Dear Lexi,

Shut the fuck up.

Booms

 

[333halfabeast]

Dear Boomer.

No!

Lexi

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear boomer,

you make me squishy.
your taint is dreamy.
like a lil chocolate candy.

your bunny boiler,
wook

 

[Boomer]

Dear Lexi,

Get a sense of humor for christ sake.

Booms

 

[333halfabeast]

Dear Boom,

I am done.

Lexi.

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear lexi,

if you were really done, wouldn't you have not posted back?
i'm just sayin

xoxo
wook

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear shower,

get ready
here i come

your stinky friend,
wook

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear wook,

you made such bad choices today for your ff team.
drop and give me 20
stupid girl

xoxo
yourself

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Wook,
Patriots are getting crushed....thank God there's baseball.....
~PJ~

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear pj

the pats are sucking huge nuts
of course they had to do that today when i actually played matt cassel over phillip rivers.
i deserve to lose today.

your disgusted with the pats friend
wook

 

[wednesday]

Dear lord...

Wtf happened in here?? who shat?...stinking the god damn place out...

Boomer!! *hugs* nuff said ya egotistical git!! hahahhaa
love wedz!!!

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Wook,
I thought my wife called Cassel and told him to look in his locker for if he did done do good there would be a nice suprise waiting for him....guess we gotta call that "ho" back...
~PJ~

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear hubby's friends,

you're rude.
you smokin or strokin
puff and pass
asshats

rawr,
wook

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear matt cassel

you sucked a fat one
well done

the girl who's gonna be 2-1 cuz of you,
wook

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Wook,
I know I sucked burd turd today...i did have a steady diet of humble pie....please accept my resignation
~Matt I am not Tom Brady Cassel

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear NOT tom brady,

i will take fries with that
asscrack

suck a fat one,
wook

 

[pjbleek]

Dear wook,
I don't do fries yet; manager said for me to sweep floors first.
~Matt~

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear matt cassel,

you should hang your head in shame
you should have to lick the floor clean
the dolphins?
really?

very disappointed,
wook

 

[Natasha]

Dear Deadliest Catch,

I love you. I wanna be on you. Teach me the ways of the crab-fisherman, please?

Signed,

Got Crabs?

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Wook,
I just got cocky....and plus that Joey Porter got me scared too....my pants were not clean when I got on the field...
~MC Cassel~