An open letter to...

[pjbleek]

Dear Lexi,
well, I gotta watch the Patriots first.....
then any other game is all good!
~PJ~

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Patrick Joseph,

Not to be alarmed!

I have a steel trap memory!

RedRyder


Making note in notebook: Please don't forget what's his name!

Dear Red,
I only use my full name when I need to drive home a point...
~PJ~

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Lexi,

You will have your time in the sun! (I meant sack!)

Winkingly yours,

RedRyder

 

[333halfabeast]

Dear pj and Red

pj, how did you like the Superbowl last year?

Red, I am ready for that time to start any day now.

Lexi

 

[RedRyder]

Dear PJ,

I have had many men need to drive home their point! (okay so maybe one!)

What's your point?

Inquiringly yours,

RedRyder

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Lexi,
I've learned that life can and does change on a dime and never ever underestimate anyone or any team!
~PJ~

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Red,
point: my name
counter point: none
~PJ~

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Lexi,

Turn up the volume when it happens to impress downstairs neighbors!

Disregard any pounding on the floor unless it's your own!

Wink wink,

RedRyder

 

[RedRyder]

Dear PJ,

Point: Taken and noted!
Counterpoint: Assume nothing!

Temporarily confused,

RedRyder


Make note in notebook: PATRICK JOSEPH. Place ? and a star next to his name in Red. To be continued underlined twice!

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Red,
I'm never at a lost for confusion
~PJ~

 

[RedRyder]

Dear PJ,

Something in common at last!

This is looking up!

RedRyder

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear alge crumpler

i benched you today after a piss poor performance in weeks 1 and 2.
if you so much as have a reception today, i will be very very angry.

best regards,
wook

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Wook,
don't worry I got me some boys that could break a leg or two for ya...
~Anthony Soprano~

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear super hawt sexy mafia man,

if he sniffs the ball
hurt him

your #1 fan,
wook

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Wook,
Anything for you doll!
~Mr. Soprano~

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear super hawt sexy mafia man,

i *HEART* you.
you're yummy.

always #1,
wook

p.s. don't injure him so he misses next week tho...kthanx

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Wook,
we'll save him a room next to Big Pu**Y
~Anthony~

 

[333halfabeast]

Dear pj & Red,

Thanks for the great advice.

Lexi

 

[Boomer]

Dear V,

YOu have got to stop leaving messages on my voice mail. I know we had a fun time, but it was only for one night and I'm not looking for a comitment right now.



p.s. Tell jersey I want my scoobie boxers back. Those are my favorites. I know we switched and wore each others underwear around the house in our beautiful love triangle of lust, but I want my scoobs back.

Yours truely,

Bing Bang Booms

 

[333halfabeast]

Dear Boomer,

That sort of attitude is what disgusts me about men! How appalling it is to read your little letter and see that standard, my testicles are empty so we are done here, male egotistical attitude. Men with such a primal and base attitude like that make me sick and are pathetic.

Lexi