Dear Mother Nature,
*ahem* (waits for thread silence)
Fuck you very much
Not only did you decide to take a shit on Southeast texas by making the fucking place muggy as shit, give us poo-colored beach water, but on top of that you went on ahead and decided to up the ante a little bit... How may you ask?
by making the fucking gulf of mexico a breeding/harvoring area for hurricanes to get beefed up before taking a nature-shit on the texas gulf coast. High winds, hurricane alerts, hurricane watches, projected paths, evacuations, loss of power, loss of potable drinking water, loss of food, and goods, I have really fucking had my fill over the past few days.
Not only was it shitty enough that Galveston was already a dump but you felt it was necessary to give it a nice little dip, on that crappy gulf water, wash up ashore a few dead things here and there.. I heard on the radio: Hurricane ike has turned Galveston into a disease infested waste field... I thought to myself : what else is new??? lol
So nature I give you a big fat:
pls go take a shit somewhere else... we are all full of that here in south east Texas.
Thank you come again..
