An open letter to...

[Wookiegirl]

Whoever. Just write the letter you want to write to whoever you wanna and post it here. There was one on another forum I was on and it was wicked fun.

 

[Wookiegirl]

Dear Tmobile,

Please give me a good deal on my phone upgrade. I really wanna new shiny one that is totally boss.

I don't have very much cheese to work with but we can talk about favors.

Sincerely yours,
Wookiegirl

 

[333halfabeast]

My future husband,

Well congrats on passing all of my tests and being so patient, I am ready to settle in and treat you right. I hope you are prepared for babies, I know I am. Lots of babies. By the way, thanks for being such a gentleman that I would actually consider you good enough to be called my husband. Let's get busy loving each other as soon as possible.

Sincerely,

Lexi.

 

[Wookiegirl]

Dear Mr. Gas Station Man,

Please lower your prices. Oil is the lowest it's been in like forever. And I'm getting sick of the MAN trying to get one over on me.

You're sucking the life blood from me.

It's making me angry.

Let the wookie win.

Sincerely,

Wookiegirl

 

[333halfabeast]

Dear Cop that hangs out right near my job every day,

You're hot, here's my phone number

Lexi

 

[c00kiE]

dear cute guy i was too shy to talk to,

i see you seeing me. dont worry. i know
where you work :ninja
i'll be back

:cool
Leah

 

[Mystic]

Dear Cop that hangs out right near my job every day,

You're hot, here's my phone number

Lexi

:24::24::thumbup:thumbuphahahahaha! that was good!


Wookiegirl : great idea for a thread!:thumbup

 

[Covey]

Dear Santa

WTF is up with the "elves" and "flying reindeer"??

Fuck the presents........

Just give me whatever your smoking

Thnks
Cloe

 

[Wookiegirl]

Wookiegirl : great idea for a thread!:thumbup

Thank you!!

it was a hit on another forum - And sometimes you just need to randomly vent.:willy_nilly:

 

[Wookiegirl]

Dear Santa

WTF is up with the "elves" and "flying reindeer"??

Fuck the presents........

Just give me whatever your smoking

Thnks
Cloe

AWESOME!:24:

I second that. He's got the good ganja.

 

[Covey]

Dear Guys at the bar

Here is a news flash, my eyes arent on my fucking chest

and

NO you cant touch my ass without asking

......so step off before i get really pissed.

k thnks
Cloe

 

[Mystic]

Dear Mr Dustbunny,

I have appreciated all the warm and fuzzy gifts you have left under my bed, dining room table, buffet and china cabinet, but now I must advise you to cease and desist all nature of your persistent kindness. If you continue to ignore this warning I will have to advise the vacuum monster to seek out your balls of fluff.

Sincerely Yours,

me.

 

[Dean vonIsrael]

Dear Drunk Girls in Parties,

Don't EVER go sober.

Sincerely, heavy-drinker-myself

 

[wednesday]

Dear Wookie...

Will you marry me, i think ya shexy!! (p.s...dont tell mystic cuz ive already proposed to her!)

Wedz xxxxx

 

[CMDxAbsolution]

Dear Vending Machine Guy,

You rotten mother fucker.
If your machine eats ONE more goddamn dollar from me, im going to kill you and everyone you ever loved.

Sincerely
Nick

 

[Mystic]

Dear Wookie...

Will you marry me, i think ya shexy!! (p.s...dont tell mystic cuz ive already proposed to her!)

Wedz xxxxx

:mad

 

[Wookiegirl]

:mad

Dear Utah,

Me, Wedz and Mystic are moving there to start our pologamist family.

Love,
Wookie

 

[wednesday]

Dear Utah,

Me, Wedz and Mystic are moving there to start our pologamist family.

Love,
Wookie

:24::24::24::thumbup

 

[Mystic]

Dear Mulder,

NO, you are not invited.

________________________________


Dear Maulds,

...but you are.



:24:

 

[Covey]

Dear Vending Machine Guy,

You rotten mother fucker.
If your machine eats ONE more goddamn dollar from me, im going to kill you and everyone you ever loved.

Sincerely
Nick

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm * checks to see if she was ever loved by a vending machine guy*:ninja