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Dear OTz members...

Backs against the walls peoples....

Evans home and hes not afraid to use his stick (ban)

:D:surrender
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Dear Forums Go'ers

I would never ban anyone that didn't deserve it...

I will however butcher posts and sigs when coerced:24:


Love,
Siggy Assassin:D
 

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Dear Otz Members..

I am extremely pissed off...
Reason being is i have "accidently" got toothpaste up my left nostril and its stinging like a bitch.

Yours uncomfortably
wedz
 

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Dear dude I met a month ago,

Thanks for taking the STD tests. Didn't want to call you back for another date until the results came in. Not that I have the "itch" but better safe than sorry! Btw...We can have sex Friday if you're free. :p

Your STD FREE Hottie :D
 

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Dear Men,

Okay, you approached me. You were nice when you asked me out. WHY? Why do you turn into a jerk on the date? I know you younger guys think that we women like men to be a jerk to us, but guess what, I DON'T!!! You make it very difficult for me to want to date men my own age and make me lean toward dating older men. I am sure you would not treat your Mom like that so don't treat me like that. And for goodness sake, don't act like you have a right to muscle your way into my pants because you acted like a jerk and club whores like that. I am not a club whore, I may be at a club, but I am not some coke head bimbo whore. Now I know why some women turn to lesbianism.

Yours Angrily,

Lexi

P.S. Also, don't think that just because you are in shape that is what attracts me, I see nothing but ugly when you act the way you act.
 

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dear me,

your sharpie in on your desk...go get it...no not that desk the other one stupid....K

Self
 

RedRyder

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Dear RedRyder,

Stick that in me and give it thought!
You know what I'm talking about!
Don't act coy!

Yours Like An Open Book,
RedRyder's Handy Little Notebook




Note to notebook: Alright already! It's done! Now let me think!
 

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Dear hottie that came into work today,
please don't ever drop that pen again....
but if you do, can you drop it closer to my station?
Thanks in advance
 

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Dear PJ,

Gooooooooooood day greetings right back at you!

I've been looking forward to your arrival!

RedRyder
 

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Dear Red,
it was a better day at work than I expected so, I was happy and didn't mind the assholes cutting me off
 

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Hello Roxi!!!
thank you so much for the kind words....thought of you today when I saw the skittles!!!
 
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