An open letter to...

[wednesday]

Dear c,
I know its wrong but all this dirty talk and those kittens making out is turning me on
Wedz

 

[Leah Love]

Dear Leah

It wasnt us....it was those two hunky nurses you had in the hospital

Come to the dark side

Its dirty.....but its fun


<3

C

Dear Moonie,

I’m coming!

Leah

 

[Covey]

Dear Wedz

Welcome to my world..

so sad i have to go home from work soon

....

So.....you like my pussycats?

<3

 

[Covey]

Dear Moonie,

I’m coming!

Leah

Dear princess Leah-ahhhhhh

feels good.

we know

you cant turn back now

<3

C

 

[Leah Love]

Dear princess Leah-ahhhhhh

feels good.

we know

you cant turn back now

<3

C

Dear Moan-ie,

Who the heck wants to?

Leah

 

[Leah Love]

Gals,

If this dirty convo doesn’t deserve some serious reputation boost form the boys then I don’t know what does. :cool

Leah

 

[Covey]

Dear Leah

Boy read

dont rep

sily buggers

<3

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Gals,

If this dirty convo doesn’t deserve some serious reputation boost form the boys then I don’t know what does. :cool

Leah

Well that's just it.....Most of us are illiterate

 

[Covey]

Well that's just it.....Most of us are illiterate

well we know one who is :24::24:

<3

 

[Covey]

Dear Love Muffins

Going home from work

Long day


<3

C

 

[wednesday]

Dear C,
Hurry back, i miss you lots n lots like jelly tots x

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear moony

i miss you already
come back soon

xoxo
wooks

 

[VegasVixen]

Dear Moony,

We miss you dearly already. Why did I have to go to lunch and miss you farwell? My heart yearns for you...amongst other things.

Totally bummed,
Kimberly

 

[Roxi]

Dear FUCKTARDS i work with.....

When i tell you no i will not do something it means NO... I am not doing it to be a bitch i am doing it cause i have far more work than you do and the stupid spreedsheet you want me to re-do and transfer over will take me about 10hrs to do. So please stop being a bunch of moaning bitch's and use the one i have already made out until my assistant starts on Monday and i can make her do it while i am busy sorting out your pay-roll, lead count ya no normal office management duties.
So Mr Bitch face asswipes i work with..... GO A FUCKING WAY OR YOU AINT GETTING FUCKING PAID.....

Sincerly

Roxi

p.s If you keep on interupting me while i am on the phone and typing rude letters to you online i will grab your phone shove it all the way up your ass so you can take without ever having to hold it to your ear again amd then i will pull it out your mouth wrap it around your chair till you can not breath and shove you in closet until you learn to behave.

p.p.s YES I AM PISSED OFF YOU WITH MORON'S STOP COMING INTO MY DAMN OFFICE JERK FACES sheesh...!

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear moony,

get yer ass here now
McHotty is lookin for you
i've held him as long as i can

yer fav wench,
wooks

 

[Peter Parka]

Dear men of Otz,
is it just women wo post in here?

 

[wednesday]

Dear Peter,

I think it is female populated....
But, i think its time to bring in the tic tacs
Wedz

 

[Wookiegirl]

Dear Peter,

I think it is female populated....
But, i think its time to bring in the big schlongs
Wedz

:homo:

 

[wednesday]

:homo:

:24::24::24::24:

 

[Keight]

Dear me

Wake the fuck up already

Kate