An open letter to...

[RedRyder]

Dear Ford Motor Company,

I really am crazy 'bout my Mercury.... but Da Amn.... keeping it on the road is costing me plenty. Not only money.... but the stress of worrying about a breakdown.

I'm sure some free stock will make it right. What say you?

Frightfully Pail and Purse Getting Lighter,
RedRyder

 

[Jessica]

Dear RedRyder,

you like red and you like horses?


Jessica

 

[jassilem]

Dear TV,

Have something good on..
If I have to be alone at least have something that isn't a bloody repeat please...

Sick of Reruns
Melissa

 

[RedRyder]

Dear RedRyder,

you like red and you like horses?


Jessica

Dear Jessica,

I like horses. I am a redhead. My favorite color is blue.


RedRyder

 

[Jessica]

Dear RedRyder

I like horses too I have black hair and I like blue too :nod:

Jessica

 

[Roxi]

Dear Body...

STOP IT

Thank you

Roxi

 

[USF Sam]

Dear Roxi's Body-

:ninja


Sam

 

[Roxi]

Dear Roxi's Body-

:ninja


Sam

Dear Sam,

whats with the ninja face for!

 

[USF Sam]

Dear Roxi,

:ninja is OTz shorthand for "I'm thinking pervy thoughts about you and imaging you covered in baby oil"


:ninja Yours,

Sam

 

[Roxi]

Dear Roxi,

:ninja is OTz shorthand for "I'm thinking pervy thoughts about you and imaging you covered in baby oil"


:ninja Yours,

Sam

Dear Sam,

:eek

lol

Roxi

 

[Jessica]

Dear self..

make sure you did everything

study study

it's late now

sleeping time

 

[ssl]

Dear Roxi,

:ninja is OTz shorthand for "I'm thinking pervy thoughts about you and imaging you covered in baby oil"


:ninja Yours,

Sam

Dear Sam,

:ninja face is not OTz shorthand for "I'm thinking pervy thoughts about you and imagining you covered in baby oil"

:ninja face is for indicating hidden text within the post itself...

!(yours), [this means 'not yours']

slowlyStupidifyingLemon

 

[Thornless]

Dear ssl,

I've been told by several OTZ members that's its the naughty shorthand for impure, deviousness.

XOXO
Horny :ninja er I mean Thorny.

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Alyssa
I want to thank you
for opening up so much
to me. I am really feeling
very special to you.

xoxo
Tom

 

[Jessica]

Dear self...

omg how come....ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh!

Me

 

[MommyOfAnAngel]

Dear Tom
aww stop!
me

 

[Thornless]

Dear blister on my heel,

I fucking hate you for ruining my entire day.

- Thornless

 

[AUDRAA]

Dear one and all,
Id like you to know how incredibly happy I am and that I am married to the most wonderful man on the planet.
Life couldnt be better right now,
Glowing

 

[MommyOfAnAngel]

Dear Tom,
I'm finally off to bed. Bad day turned worse. Will talk to you later sweetie!
xoxoxox
Aly

 

[Thornless]

Dear Audra,

I thought I told you to leave my husband alone!

JK Glad your happy and settled in the new place.

*hugs*
Thornless