An open letter to...

[Mystic]

Dear neighbor across the road,

Please drawer your 'curtangs' as windows are see through and picking your nose 'ain't' something cool to see.

Thank you,
your neighbour with the nice garden.

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Mystic,
Hellllo!
~PJ~

 

[333halfabeast]

Dear neighbor across the road,

Please drawer your 'curtangs' as windows are see through and picking your nose 'ain't' something cool to see.

Thank you,
your neighbour with the nice garden.

Dear Neighbor across the way,

As much as you want it to be, this is not the show 'Friends' and you are not interesting enough to see naked nearly every time I look out my window.

Yours truly,

Lexi

 

[VegasVixen]

Dear Old Bitty's I Work With,

Get over it, I am going to wear clothing that is cute and maybe a little tighter than your baggy ass sweat pants. So look all you want, talk all you want, but the reality is you have nothing bettter to do. Maybe you should care more about your work than looking at my ass.

Your Truly,
I am 28 and your are 105!

 

[Wookiegirl]

Dear loving husband,

Please have dinner started when I get home since you've been off work the last FIVE days.

I'll even put out.

Love,
Your wife

 

[333halfabeast]

Dear V V

I can completely relate to you on that one.

Lexi

 

[pjbleek]

Dear loving husband,

Please have dinner started when I get home since you've been off work the last FIVE days.

I'll even put out.

Love,
Your wife

I was off all last week and I cooked dinner every night and you never showed up!

 

[Mystic]

Dear PJ,

hows the man with the best US accent?

Elsa

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Elsa,
I am great thanks..just chilling out cooking suppah...and playing with the dogs....awaiting the beloved to come home

 

[Mystic]

Dear Neighbor across the way,

As much as you want it to be, this is not the show 'Friends' and you are not interesting enough to see naked nearly every time I look out my window.

Yours truly,

Lexi

Dear Lexi,

I apologize for the 'show' but we thought you liked it as every time we looked out our window we could see you looking back. We even waxed.

Yours,
neighbour across the way.

 

[Mystic]

Dear Elsa,
I am great thanks..just chilling out cooking suppah...and playing with the dogs....awaiting the beloved to come home

Dear PJ,

I've kidnapped your beloved...we've gone shopping and won't be back until later...

Elsa

PS... we took your credit card.

 

[skyblue]

dear pj.

haha

ian

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Elsa,
that's ok....
just make sure ya stop at Victoria's.....
i'll keep dinnah wahm for ya both

 

[Mystic]

Dear Ian,

What you laughin at PJ for...its your car we took to the shops....and I can't drive.

Elsa

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Ian,

What you laughin at PJ for...its your car we took to the shops....and I can't drive.

Elsa

CAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all together now.....
C-A-H!

 

[Mystic]

Dear PJ,

what we havin'?

Elsa

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Elsa,
It looks like we have beef or chicken kabobs with white or brown rice. We do have some wine in which we bought in San Francisco.....
Truly yours,
PJ

 

[skyblue]

dear ?


thats a point....whats for tea?

ian xxx

 

[Peter Parka]

Dear Energy salesmen,


I'm happy with the provider I've got

Only one of you can be the cheapest so stop lying

Please find a more convenient time to knock, preferably when I haven't just got in the bath, am in the middle of knocking one out, in the middle of sex or am in themiddle of squeezing out a brown baby, in fact, don't knock ever!

Look up the meaning of the phase no thankyou

Next time yu knock on my door I'm going to let my dog launch herself at you and knock you down two floors of stairs

 

[skyblue]

Dear Energy salesmen,


I'm happy with the provider I've got

Only one of you can be the cheapest so stop lying

Please find a more convenient time to knock, preferably when I haven't just got in the bath, am in the middle of knocking one out, in the middle of sex or am in themiddle of squeezing out a brown baby, in fact, don't knock ever!

Look up the meaning of the phase no thankyou

Next time yu knock on my door I'm going to let my dog launch herself at you and knock you down two floors of stairs

ummm...sorry.....i'll go then